Her Bad Mother

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Better Than Pasties

Last year, there was this.

This year, there is this.

Any questions?

(PS - Am not drunk in those pictures. Okay, maybe a little. But really, that's not drunkage that you see there, preserved for all of internet eternity there on Liz's site. That's TIRED. WAS SO FUCKING TIRED.)

(PPS - I love those evil bitches even though they commited a gross violation of my person. Actually, I love them BECAUSE they commited a gross violation of my person. It's complicated.)

(PPPS - No, I'm not putting the pictures up here. I have my dignity. *cough.*)


Blogger Unknown said...

Dignity. Always dignity.

BTW, folks, HBM is a sorry-assed *light weight*!!!!

3:12 PM  
Blogger Jennifer said...

A lightweight!? Thems is fightin' words in my parts.

Love the pics, HBM!

3:40 PM  
Blogger Julie Pippert said...

C, the only reason I am laughing today instead of SOBBING in self-pity is because your photos made me have such fun. Please do not feel shame. It is cute and sweet. It's FUN.

Okay so the fact that Sarah and Stephanie emailed me to say hi...that's another consolation.

So emails with hello, freebies on my behalf, funny stories, photos, recaps...it's all good.

3:52 PM  
Blogger flutter said...

friggin hysterical.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Jess said...

What a good sport you are!

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL....seee now I feel better for having to cancel because I feel wretched and would not have as much fun as you crazy ladies

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Is nothing sacred?

It's quite obvious that you're effing tired.

I guess that I'm a little old fashioned and don't understand the whole idea of publishing these photos.

I'll just get back to my bingo game and chew on some twizzlers.....

6:23 PM  
Blogger karengreeners said...

You loooooooooove it!

6:57 PM  
Blogger S said...


That's all.

7:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't fucking believe i missed this. bah.

8:40 PM  
Blogger b*babbler said...

Oh. My. Goodness!

That just made my day.


So, will you post the photos of the revenge?

9:17 PM  
Blogger Mom2Amara said...

My word! You said you were tired, but *that* tired?!

I wouldn't have guessed it seeing you this morning. You were glorious as always! Ha!

Very nice to meet you at BlogHer!

9:31 PM  
Blogger Fairly Odd Mother said...

The only time I was THAT tired, I woke up with my underwear on inside out and couldn't find my car. Let's hope you were in better shape than that!

: ) Have fun!

9:37 PM  
Blogger NoMommy said...

Delurking to LMAO! Those pics made my day.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Suzanne said...

Because of you wild women, I am now letting the 'other' me blog. I'm a true Gemini, and I usually keep the one twin locked up with no way to interact with the outside world. Sometimes, she's just a bit much.

I see now (and BLESS YOU one and all) that I have been completely wrong in keeping her all cooped up.

Love the pics, love your blog, will be back daily. :)

11:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You rock!

8:12 AM  
Blogger tracey.becker1@gmail.com said...

Man... it's like a college party, only without the college guys, and nobody has class in the morning... And you're all legal...

8:58 AM  
Blogger Jenifer said...


Those, my dear, are priceless!

11:56 AM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

I so sorry, but I loved it.

Have you gotten them back yet?

2:55 PM  
Blogger Kyla said...

Hilarious. HILARIOUS.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Ben and Bennie said...

Laughing very hard here. How funny!

3:23 PM  
Blogger Erin M said...

best vacation photos ever. Those are wall photos


5:06 PM  
Blogger Lawyer Mama said...

You are a good sport, my friend!

It was wonderful meeting you & now I'm even more in awe of HBM (compromising photos notwithstanding)!

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love you even more after seeing the pics on Liz's site!

Hope you did well away from your muppet for the weekend. Looks like you got some sleep :)

9:09 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

You win the award for best sport ever in the long, colorful history of unconsciousness.



9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More! More! Tell us more about all the fun from BlogHer!

And even ... when you were awake!

10:46 PM  
Blogger moplans said...

now I am happy.

10:55 PM  
Blogger Christine said...

those pics were TOO funny. sounds like a raunchy good time, lady!

11:04 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

Far more amusing than my evenings - each night I planned to go back out and ended up passed out on the bed with a baby on my boob. Not nearly as funny as a breast pump pumping into a martini glass.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well what are friends for!

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did indeed laugh at those photos. But I'm anxious to see your revenge at BlogHer 08. If you need help, I'm game. :)

12:41 PM  
Blogger PunditMom said...

Don't worry. You're "secrets" are safe with us!

2:17 PM  
Blogger Kaleigh said...

See, that's why I stayed with my brother. Nothing humiliating about that. Nope. Not at all.

(But I'll admit I'm a teeny bit jealous of all that fun. Just a little.)

2:33 PM  
Blogger Sincerely Iowa said...

Oh yes... I've seen the pictures! Haven't we ALL seen them by now!

Can't wait to go next year!

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just cannot wait to click on that link and see this photo!! Sounds like you all had a great time!

3:16 PM  
Blogger Julie Marsh said...

Have I told you yet today how much we love you?

4:39 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

is this the same women who blew me away with her analytical, smart speak?

way too funny!

5:35 PM  

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