Better Than Pasties

Last year, there was this.

This year, there is this.

Any questions?

(PS - Am not drunk in those pictures. Okay, maybe a little. But really, that's not drunkage that you see there, preserved for all of internet eternity there on Liz's site. That's TIRED. WAS SO FUCKING TIRED.)

(PPS - I love those evil bitches even though they commited a gross violation of my person. Actually, I love them BECAUSE they commited a gross violation of my person. It's complicated.)

(PPPS - No, I'm not putting the pictures up here. I have my dignity. *cough.*)