Her Bad Mother

Friday, May 4, 2007

Where The Buffalo Roam

Where the fack are the beer and the canteloupe?
(enlarge for full effect)


Blogger Sharon L. Holland said...

Wonderbaby has reminded me of my favorite post-buffalo roaming picture - pioneers on the great plains used to collect bison manure for fuel because there were so few trees.

4:14 PM  
Blogger EUC said...

My parents didn't have the heart to tell me it was "antelope" rather than "cantaloupe" for years. I think I sang cantaloupe until I was 12 or 13.

4:42 PM  
Blogger nonlineargirl said...

Re heather's comment - my family sang cantaloupe too, but just because we thought we were funny.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Beck said...

Oh, geez. Whenever we'd sing that song on family car trips, my mom would then ask us "Why did the antelope?". Now that I'm older, I know that the answer is: because its frickin' in-laws werre driving it crazy.

4:50 PM  
Blogger Erin M said...

see that tiny lil child? yeah that one.. i'm positive she ate them

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww...what a cutie.

And yeah...I'm right there with Heather. I thought it was cantaloupe when I was young, too.

5:13 PM  
Blogger flutter said...

LOL, I am about to admit something so weird, I thought, until I was like 10 that it was "Phantom Pope". I would scream everytime someone sang it because I thought the Pope was a ghost roaming around.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that was a normally cute picture until I enlarged it. SOOOOOOO hilarious! What a face on that little darling! LOL!

People, enlarge the picture. You won't regret it.

5:32 PM  
Blogger SciFi Dad said...


Is awesome.

6:13 PM  
Blogger Awesome Mom said...

Very cute!!! Do enlarge it for ultimate cuteness.

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now THAT is a face...
Thanks for sharing.

Hope you're feeling good.

6:35 PM  
Blogger Amy Jo said...

Oh my! So much excitement for such a little girl!

7:23 PM  
Blogger Christina said...

That is the true definition of bursting with excitement. The emotion is larger than she is!

8:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture is awesome.

I think you should enlarge it and hang it above your fireplace. Really.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Tania said...

That is one funny/cute pic! Thanks for making me smile.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Mimi said...

Totally worth the extra click. WB is killing me.

OH! And I've been meaning to tell you for months, a propos shaving baby girls' heads: apparently, in many cultures, it's quite common to do this, in the belief that it makes the hair grow back thicker.

I asked my hairdresser. Really. Huh.

10:38 PM  
Blogger Jenifer said...

That photo is adorable, her face and expression are priceless.

What Mimi said is true, many of my neighbours shave their girls heads before their first birthday. It has to do with removing the mother's hair from the baby though (as I have been told and it is part of their religion as well) more than the thickness in this case although I have heard that too in some European cultures.

11:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

brilliant, brilliant photo!!

and, damn woman, can I hire you as a personal shopper for my poor child? I can't let her be seen roaming the streets as she has - not after this!

11:51 PM  
Blogger The Estrogen Files said...

AWESOME picture there! I adore the look on her face. Never too swift, it took me a minute to "get" the caption... Not enough beer and cantaloupe to get me going today!

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That look on WBs face is priceless! I love her cap, her shoes, how she has a baby doll and a pink hairbrush-what a sweet little girl she is!

I gave you an award on my blog, and I hope you'll stop by to see what it is! :)

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


She is too fakking cute!

10:19 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

holy awesome.

10:32 AM  
Blogger The Domesticator said...

I'd like to know where the beer is too! How precious...

11:49 AM  
Blogger MARY G said...

Brilliant. You could love her forever.

1:14 PM  
Blogger ms blue said...

She looks more and more like you!

3:26 PM  
Blogger Ruth Dynamite said...

So incredibly cute!

8:55 PM  
Blogger Run ANC said...

You take amazing pictures! I must ask again what camera you are using...?

10:37 PM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

NME - it's a Sony CyberShot LOVE.

8:11 AM  
Blogger BOSSY said...

Talk about a little perspective!

12:47 PM  
Blogger Mamacita Tina said...

Perfect reaction! Perfect!

5:27 PM  
Blogger Chicky Chicky Baby said...

That's one happy girl.

8:40 PM  
Blogger Julie Marsh said...

She is irresistible - every bit of her.

I understand there are some buffalo around here somewhere. We always have beer on hand, and I suppose I could pick up a canteloupe or two if you really want some...

9:01 PM  
Blogger Lady M said...

Edibly adorable. I love it when the emotion is so great that one's head almost splits open - you captured it perfectly.

We have some cantaloupe around here somewhere.

12:44 AM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

That face is priceless. I assume she just learned that the buffalo ate the beer and cantaloupe, right?

7:35 AM  
Blogger Blog said...

Eeeeee! TOO CUTE! The monkey LOVES her baby dolls, too! I see she brought a brush with her -- can't leave home without the brush, no.... ;)

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

her expressions are always to die for. love her.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Pendullum said...

What a cute petooteey!!!

11:19 AM  
Blogger MrsEvilGenius said...

I love this picture. I love that expression!

11:42 AM  
Blogger Mad said...

A-hem, is Wonderbaby a Fashionista? Impeccable fashion sense or no, she is one cute and expressive kid.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Damselfly said...

"Where the beer and the cantaloupe play...."

Wonderbaby is so cute!

1:32 PM  
Blogger Tink said...

Fackin' Priceless!

2:40 PM  
Blogger PunditMom said...

Oh, man, I wish I had known about those lyrics about 20 years ago! :)

2:54 PM  
Blogger liz said...


That expression is WONDERFUL!

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have boys, so we escaped the Bratz. Still...I just don't see the appeal. At all.

12:03 AM  
Blogger MaNiC MoMMy™ said...

I don't know but I see that bull's hangy thing.

11:33 PM  
Blogger ewe are here said...

heh heh

Now. Can you get her to do that in front of a print of The Scream?

7:49 AM  

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