Her Bad Mother

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

What Would Linus Do?

Emilia is three, and although this is her third Christmas, it is the first that she fully appreciates in all of its indulgent, commercial glory. Last year, when she had just turned two, it was a delightful but slightly baffling exercise in hooting at lights and puzzling over gifts (why there toy here Mama WHY?) and recoiling in terror from shopping mall Santas. This year - with the influence of Christmas-frenzied preschool cronies and her greater awareness of the holiday-saturated culture in general - she knows exactly what is going on, and it is all visions of sugar plums and fat men bearing gifts and candy canes and gingerbread and Dora Magic House dollhouses and remote-controlled race cars and can I have that Mommy will Santa bring me that Mommy can I have it Mommy CAN I???

She has embraced the holidays with all the desperate enthusiasm of an alcoholic at a whiskey fire sale, and although it is adorable, it also a little bit disconcerting.

We've been careful to not hype the holidays as a festival of presents and candy (we've been burned by celebratory excesses in candy before, and are concerned to not make the same mistakes twice). We limit her exposure to any medium that broadcasts holiday-fetishizing advertisements (TV commercials? Easy to eliminate. Shop windows and newspaper circulars? Not so easy.) We have made efforts to explain to her what Christmas really is supposed to be about - star in the east, baby in swaddling clothes, three wise men bearing gifts (what were the presents they were bringing Mommy what were they were they toys???), etc, etc - and talk about the importance of giving and of being grateful and of celebrating family and friends and everything that we are so fortunate to already have. But still, after all of this, she remains intoxicated by Christmas™, the Christmas that decks the halls with boughs of holly and Spongebob Squarepants Advent Calendars (a different crustacean for every day of the season!) and that celebrates, above everything else, the getting of stuff.

I have no principled objection to the Santa side of the holidays. I personally am a very great fan of presents. And I have the fondest memories of childhood Christmases spent huddled on the stairs, spying on the Christmas tree, waiting for Santa to appear and deposit bundles of Barbie and Lego and Eazy Bake Ovens beneath its branches. I don't want to deprive my children of those childish pleasures, nor do I want to teach them that wanting (desiring, coveting) is in itself bad. It is, after all, okay to want things. But I do want them to learn that wanting things for oneself must tempered by - and is most pleasurable in concert with - wanting things for others, and that Christmas is only incidentally about receiving material gifts. I want them to take to heart - when they're old enough to understand - the spirit (if not the letter) of the Christmas story with its tidings of great joy and message of hope and peace and good will. I want them to understand the lesson learned by Charlie Brown, that shiny pink Christmas trees with mounds of presents are kinda cool, but are really beside the point, and that the best feeling that one can have during the holidays is that heart-ful, love-smothered feeling that one gets when one embraces the spirit of good will and hope and love.

But in order for them to understand those things, I need to make sure that their parents are - that I am - demonstrating them. And as I stroll down the main street of our town, coveting shiny things in shop windows, or wander the virtual byways of the Internet, admiring giveaways and crossing fingers that maybe I'll win that laptop or that iPhone or that tin of pistachios, or prepare to post such giveaways myself, it has occurred to me that I sometimes get a little bit caught up in the holiday frenzy of want want want and that maybe I should do something that is more in the spirit of walking my talk.

So I asked myself: faced with an overabundance of gifts and giveaways and assorted virtual whatnots, WHAT WOULD LINUS DO? Besides read excerpts from the Gospel of Luke, that is, which, face it, is lovely but not all that interesting once you've heard it six bajillion times.

And I came up with this: I'm going to (with the permission of those who send stuff) give away a portion of everything that I receive for online giveaways, by which I mean, I'm going to give it to someone who needs it more than the Internets. Specifically, I'm going to take multiples of toy-type stuff to a toy drive, and with those giveaway or review materials that are not toy drive appropriate, I am going to purchase toys in lieu of those products and Emilia and I will take them, together, to the toy drive so that they can be passed on to other, needier children and families. So that she can see how wonderful it is to give.

And because it is also wonderful to receive, I'm giving away this, to you: an iPod shuffle (green). Just leave a comment below, between now and midnight December 17th. But there's a What Would Linus Do catch: in your comment, mention a charity or cause that you support, and (because I'm giving the iPod to the Internets, rather than to a charity drive) I'll make a donation to that charity - a tithe of my ad revenue this month - on behalf of the winning person.

(If you have a blog, and are running giveaways, I invite you to do something similar - set aside one of those giveaways to give to a local family that might appreciate the boost in these difficult times, or take it to a toy drive, or invite your readers to comment to win a donation to a charity of their choice. If you do this, let me know, and I'll compile the links.)

Linus would approve.

(Oh, hey - you can has buttonz! Feel free to lift the code here and post it to spread the word...

Just copy and paste this code to embed:

Thanks to the ever-awesome Motherbumper for pulling a Linus and making these sweet buttons to share.

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Blogger raych said...

There's an orphanage in Bang Saen, Thailand, for HIV+ kids called The Abundant Life Home, that has just recieved official charity status. I lived there one summer a few years ago, and those kids are the most loved and most loving people I've ever met.

11:11 AM  
Blogger Sheri said...

What a great idea, and a great giveaway. We support our local food bank, the angel tree at church, and Catholic Charities.


1:43 PM  
Blogger jag said...

I support Second Harvest and Toys for Tots. If I am chosen to win the iPod, could you please donate it to Toys for Tots? They always need appropriate gifts for tweens.

Thanks for reminding us all what the holiday season is really about!

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a wonderful giveaway. Every year we donate unused toys to goodwill. You can also make an online donation on their website.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Mandy said...

The Southeastern Firefighter's Burn Center:


My grandfather died of burns way back in the 50's, at a time when services like this weren't available.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Twigs said...

MS Foundation --Lost my brother to this disease.
Prostate cancer research -- Lost my dad to this one and my husband had seed implants at the ripe ole age of 46.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. We did our first walk this year, and our team raised over $3000! We plan to make in an annual event.

5:34 PM  
Blogger The Saunders Family said...

this year we donated to the Jewish World Watch for the Solar Cookers in Africa. mom2maria at hotmail

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I support the Robert F. Terry Jr. Foundation - Helping families while they wait for the cure



9:22 PM  
Blogger Erin Sipes said...

I don't even know where to begin, because I like to give local I'd have to recommend Good Samaritan a local (for me) charity if by chance I win. I also want to say I got your button because I couldn't think of a better way of putting it other than "What would Linus do?" Thank you for this giveaway and your giving!

1:29 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

ASPCA, or animal shelter in your area. All of my cats have come from shelters and they are the sweetest pets ever (well, except for the one that is NOT. But she's a cat, what do you expect?)

2:15 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

What a wonderful idea! I support the Somerville Coalition for the Homeless http://www.somervillehomelesscoalition.org/
During these tough economic times, places like these really need our help. Thanks and Merry Christmas!

2:24 AM  
Blogger Badness Jones said...

Make a Wish Foundation - 'nuff said.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I donate every chance I get to ASPCA; unwanted , cold, hungry , abused and homeless animals.
As humans, we are SUPPOSED to be the caretakers. We've done a pretty sad job of doing that.

8:50 AM  
Blogger petite gourmand said...

First of all- 214 comments!
You really hit a charitable nerve and thank-you for doing so.
What an excellent idea.

I really like Chum christmas wish


5:52 PM  
Blogger Anissa Mayhew said...

I have an Ipod already, but I'm hoping you'll pick to give it to me because I have a friend, Natalie, who has a daughter with a brain tumor. It's Natalie, not her daughter, that needs the IPod.

Her's totally crashed and burned and sad to say it was something she used a ton, especially during those long days in the clinic while getting chemo (as her daughter sleeps because she's premedicated, she's not ingoring the poor thing).

I've been all over the place entering contests with Ipods in hopes of winning her one, so pleaseohpleaseohsmamelssplease!

And of course, my charity of choice is the Children's Cancer Center...www.childrenscancercenter.org

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the baby chimps - and Jane Goodall is amazing. So, here is my vote: The Jane Goodall Institute. http://www.janegoodall.org/

8:38 PM  
Blogger ecky said...

this is great! my favorite charity is our local rape crisis center SASS in NH. they would totally appreciate this!
elkesten at yahoo dot com

9:15 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

The Autism Society

9:20 PM  
Blogger Re said...

we support the cure for juvenile diabetes

2:46 AM  
Blogger Angela said...

Hi, I support Free the Children, thanks.

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't celebrate Christmas (if we're talking WWJD, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be "buy more toys for his already spoiled kids"). But I guess we're talking WWLD here, which would probably be "donate money to provide people of the world with clean drinking water". Check out www.charitywater.org or www.water.cc
We Americans spend 450 BILLION dollars on Christmas every single year, while one in six people in the world lacks clean water (note that it would only take 10 billion dollars to provide the world with clean water). I think this would be something that both Linus AND Jesus could agree on.

10:27 AM  
Blogger __Sweetheart__ said...

I give to st. Judes, those commercials tear me up each time i see one..So we try to give to them as often as we can.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a pretty cool giveaway! I love the charity aspect. I support savedarfur


11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sleeping Children Around The World

This is a wonderful charity providing bedkits to children of any race and/or religion. The supplies are sourced locally and include such items as a mattress, blanket, mosquito net, towel, and school supplies.

I give a bedkit donation in the name of every member of my family and it has become our Christmas tradition.

sabbysoo at yahoo dot com

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My only son is 20 months old so I'm not quite there in the understanding department, but I feel it coming. Next year should be really intersting.

I don't want an ipod (I have way too much stuff as it is), but I wanted to say that the donation is an awesome idea. I love that you're paying it forward.

We wrote our Christmas guilt check to Central Union Mission in DC. I'm also a big believer in Toys for Tots. We are trying to work in a tradition where the kids help pick out a few gifts to donate each year.

Rock on and keep up the good work.

6:46 PM  
Blogger Jill Watkins said...

The Sunshine Foundation- The Sunshine Foundation's sole purpose is to answer the dreams of seriously ill, physically challenged and abused children aged three to eighteen, whose families cannot fulfill their requests due to financial strain that the child's illness may cause.

Thanks for doing this!

10:19 AM  
Blogger The Dreamer said...

American Heart Association. Go Red for Women!


adams006 [at] hotmail [dot] com

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


here's the vision statement:

we envision a world transformed;
a world that has been renovated by a global movement of compassion and justice
evidenced by the eradication of needless suffering.

6:44 PM  
Blogger angela said...

Ronald MacDonald House.

12:24 AM  
Blogger MemeGRL said...

My current favorite (besides my old favorite, the Heifer Project) is DonorsChoose.org. My parents were both teachers so I know firsthand how excited the teachers are when their classroom dreams come true.
For the kids, though, I stick with WorldVIsion or the Heifer Project, and also stuff through our church where we "help" Santa by adopting a family (since Santa can't possibly do it all alone...and the kids adore the idea of helping Santa out).
Merry everything to you.

12:34 AM  
Blogger Leah said...

You are the sweetest! : )))



Thanks so much for this fabulous give~away! : )))


2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Humane Society

3:26 AM  
Blogger SUEB0B said...

Women for Women International helps women in war-torn countries learn job skills and provides education and sisterhood. Womenforwomen.org

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite blog giveaway of the season went to 2 moms in need. One received a Radio Flyer’s #46 Classic Lights & Sounds Trike. The other received a set of American Girl’s Bitty Twins Dolls.

YOu can read about it here: http://mominthecity.com/wp/2008/10/31/mom-in-the-city%e2%80%99s-holiday-toy-guide-2008-charitable-giveaway/

9:23 AM  
Blogger Brooke said...

Linus would totally give to Guiding Eyes for the Blind! They train guide dogs. guidingeyes.org

I give money to them because my brother is blind and his guide dog gives him critical independence and saves his life every day.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a wonderful idea, one for which I can't help but "un-lurk."

My favorite charity is University of Michigan's Congenital Heart Center. They were able to remove a complicated, golf-ball-sized tumor from my one-year-old son's heart. A year and two months later, he is doing wonderfully and, for this, I am eternally grateful.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every year my daughter and I clean out her room and take any gently used toys to the childrens ward at the hospital. We also adopt a needy family every Christmas.

My charities? The Alzheimers Association and The American Lung Cancer Association. I lost my beloved grandparents to both of these.

Happy and blessed holidays.

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ACLU. Because of the last 8 years...

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE your plan here. I hope it catches on quickly... I'll tell me friends!
My favorite society-improver is Compassion International.

kujoko at att dot net

11:05 AM  
Blogger Caroline said...

I support Girl Scouts, as well as various other charities many of them through my volunteer work with Girl Scouts. But this one is nearest to our hearts right now.

11:39 AM  
Blogger Mathis Family said...

We support St Judes as my husband was a patient as a child and Komen as there is breast cancer in my family.

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

St Judes. Childrens Hospital

12:00 PM  
Blogger Tracey said...

There are so many worthy charities, but the Multiple Sclersis Association of America (MSAA) is one that has helped many people like me who deal with Multiple Sclerosis on a daily basis. Thanks for the great giveaway that keeps giving!

traceys at suddenlink dot net

12:14 PM  
Blogger ANTM said...


I just held a Holiday Party complete with a Silent Auction. All proceeds of the auction went to this fabulous charity that helps families in need during the holidays. Which was awesome that we could do that...however, donations and proceeds were not as high as we anticipated so we were not able to help as many families as we would have liked.

Thank you!

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I support our local Hospice organization. And I would love me a shuffle!

12:41 PM  
Blogger Maria Melee said...

The Food Allergy & Anaphylaxis Network


Thank you for doing this.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Great idea! My charity ( I think it counts as a charity, since it's non profit) is my church's christian school. we live in one of the poorest counties in Michigan, and many of our school families struggle to pay tuition, let alone buy Christmas presents this year. If I won, I would offer one to the school to give away to a child. the school is pre-k through 8th grade.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would choose the Salvation Army. This year my daughter's soccer team is collecting gift items for girls in the same age range as the team, whose families could use some help this holiday season. The Salvation Army will help identify and distribute our gifts.


2:32 PM  
Blogger lisa said...

Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. This is a lovely idea, thanks.

kotharil at gmail

3:43 PM  
Blogger Yolanda said...

st. jude. i'm a closet jon and kate plust 8 freak, and i fell in love with the place when they visited recently. awesome place. wonderful people.

7:19 PM  
Blogger MySentimentExactLee said...

We support Shriners Childrens Hospital. My son has clubfoot and they have provided all of our service and surgeries free.

Lee :)
leechrista @ gmail dot com

7:54 PM  
Blogger /\Heather/\ said...

I've joined a Relay for Life team, so I would love for the amount to go to Relay for Life, which, in turn, goes to the American Cancer Society.

Great idea!

8:05 PM  
Blogger Queen of the House said...

I think what you are doing is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

We support Ronald McDonald House Charities. They make a world of difference to those that must travel with their children for medical treatment. I know first hand because my son's Neurosurgeon is located over 800 miles from home in Chicago. It's nice to not have to worry about lodging and food when our son is in the hospital. I don't know what we'd do without them!!

Any Ronald Mcdonald house will do, but we stay at this one: http://www.rmhccni.org/content.cfm/rmhuofc

9:18 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

This is a wonderful thing you're doing, Catherine. I wish my blog was big enough to do the same. I really like what Heifer International does, but I haven't seen anyone mention National Public Radio. They have had to cut back 7% of their employees this year, and have cancelled two of my family's favorite programs. From the hilarious Car Talk to the informative All Things Considered, there is something (educational) for everyone.

Thank you so much for being such a wonderful, giving person and doing this.

10:08 PM  
Blogger lace said...

One of the greatest programs I've come across is the Dolly Parton's Imagination Library. They provide books to all children in a community from birth-5 years of age. Each month a child receives a brand new hardcover book. It is an amazing program to promote literacy.

My nieces receive these books every month and some of our favorite books have come from here.

A community pays for the books and mailings, promotes the program, registers the children and then the Dollywood Foundation takes over and manages the book deliveries. In our community, United Way sponsors the program.

I'm not sure if you can support the main program or if you have to support the individual programs in the community (i.e. United Way)

If I were to win, I'd love for the United Way in my community to receive the charity donation specifically to help fund The Imagination Library.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Major Bedhead said...

When I have money to donate, I donate to JDRF because my oldest daughter has had type 1 diabetes for 11 long, finger-poked years and I loathe the disease with every fiber of my being.

This year, I don't have much to spare, so I give to the bell-ringers from the Salvation Army. I also donate clothing and household goods there.

12:57 AM  
Blogger Major Bedhead said...

Oh crap. I think I missed the cutoff by an hour. Bugger.

12:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOS Childrens Villages - they create homes for orphans in many countries (including Canada and the US) that mimic families - one "mom" and a bunch of kids live in a house. One of the best ways to help orphans grow up normally! That and MSF are my top charities at the moment.

1:43 PM  
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