Her Bad Mother

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Whitesnake, Baby. Bang Your Head And Pass The Tylenol.

(Or: Here I Photoshop Again On My Own)

Whitesnake, circa 1987. The Tawny Kitaen Era.

Whitesnake, circa 2007...

... the WonderBaby Era.

Any questions?


Blogger Mom101 said...




10:42 PM  
Blogger Motherhood Uncensored said...

wow. you are really getting good at the photoshopping.

although did white snake drive saabs?

10:45 PM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

MU - sure they did. Except for when they were driving Volvo station wagons. You just don't se that shit on YouTube, is all.

10:51 PM  
Blogger metro mama said...

Hee. Love this.

The cowboy boots? Perfect. Cakes went wild over hers too.

11:01 PM  
Blogger Girlplustwo said...

she is getting so big. Is this love that I'm feeling?

11:01 PM  
Blogger jdg said...

love wb's low-slung geetar.

11:08 PM  
Blogger kittenpie said...

I DO have a question - is that WB's guitar, or just your mad photoshop skillz?

And OMG can't wait to see her tomorrow - she is getting huge! And where did all the HAIR come from? No wonder she's suddenly all about the hair metal, now she has something to flail around.

11:14 PM  
Blogger SUEB0B said...

Is there something in that Canadian water?

11:22 PM  
Blogger Julie Marsh said...

You must be so proud.

(I've always wanted to lounge on the hood of a car like that.)

11:58 PM  
Blogger flutter said...

Wow, groupies do start young these days! There has to be some kind of educational program....

12:13 AM  
Blogger Kyla said...


12:48 AM  
Blogger The City Gal said...

WonderBaby is a wonder :) Cute!

Need some input on Child Pageantry!
I appreciate if you any visited my blog today:


1:19 AM  
Blogger motherbumper said...

did she learn to work those boot and gee-tar from her mom? Why is B makin' the devil sign with her hands - omg she's banging her head now...

I should have bought the boots.

6:41 AM  
Blogger moplans said...

Where did she learn that HBM?

Why did I forget to give you all Target money for me?
I need the boots.

7:53 AM  
Blogger Christina said...

You really are getting good at Photoshop. Plan to teach any classes on it for all of us?

WB holding the guitar and wearing the pink boots is simply awesome.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

KP - if I could get WB to hold a guitar like that, we'd already be on the road opening for The White Stripes.

Photoshop, baaaybeeee.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

we saw a local band playing in a local pub prior to the True Rawk Experience on Friday night, and I swear to all that is holy, my 16-month-old son can play better drums that this dude.
So maybe WB and H should get together and form their own Hair Mtl band. Dude!

9:11 AM  
Blogger Dawn said...

Dear God, do NOT let Bret Michels get a look at her.

9:13 AM  
Blogger Michelle Constantinescu said...

Hysterical! And the pink boots, oh!!!

9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL at your mad photoshop skillz. And Dawn's comment. ;-)

9:52 AM  
Blogger BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

Forget High School Musical, you've launched Hair Metal Toddler Rawk! ;)

10:43 AM  
Blogger crazymumma said...

you mixin' anything with that tylenol oh bad one?

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, HELL yes.

11:33 AM  
Blogger Oh Baby Gifts said...

hey, where can i get that bumper sticker? lol thats some photoshopping skills right there.

11:54 AM  
Blogger Animal said...

When I was 15 and just growing my hair out, I took in a "Hit Parader" photo cover of David Coverdale and demanded "Make my hair look like this!" One perm later (with the teeniest white rollers), I looked like Q-Bert. Shit.

12:17 PM  
Blogger Rachel (Crazy-Is) said...

Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!! That's hilarious!

12:24 PM  
Blogger Lawyer Mama said...

Oh dear god!

12:51 PM  
Blogger Major Bedhead said...

She could give Slash a run for his money.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOVE...LOVE...LOVE that.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

You are so stinkin' creative.

4:19 PM  
Blogger Phoenix said...

Yes...how much Nyquil did you have? ;)

Also, have you been taking lessons from Bossy? I thought I'd signed up for her photoshop lessons, but I keep getting bumped.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Mom101 said...

From what I've seen on Rock of Love, I think Wonderbaby's already a little old for those guys.

6:35 PM  
Blogger Her Bad Mother said...

WonderBaby's too old for all of us. Rawk on.

9:31 PM  
Blogger Blog Owner said...

LOVE the well-placed guitar. So cool how Whitesnake performed one parking spot over from Wonderbaby. What luck!

9:58 PM  
Blogger Mom2Amara said...

That's major! Love it!

10:43 PM  
Blogger ewe are here said...


WonderBaby is Soooooo Much Cooler (and Cuter!) than Tawny Kittaen, or however the h*ll you spell her name.

Love it.

3:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So. Good. At. Photoshop.


9:20 AM  
Blogger Mimi said...

OMG. I'm with Crazymumma wondering if you put a little something extra in your chickensouppaccino. Snork.

9:21 AM  
Blogger BOSSY said...

Bossy's thinks those Saab 93s never saw so much WonderAction. Also? Quit making Bossy laugh in this heat.

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's getting so big! I'm honored you chose to include a fine automobile from my home country:-))


11:59 AM  
Blogger The Estrogen Files said...

What loverly boots she has in the guitar pix! That's one for the wall, babee!!

Glad you're entertained while skirting the viral badlands. Get better!

12:26 AM  
Blogger Lady M said...

Hahaha! Must admit I like Whitesnake too. Shhhh.

1:44 PM  
Blogger ms blue said...

Here I Go Again. This IS Love That I'm Feeling!

3:54 PM  
Blogger Damselfly said...

That ice cream cone is an especially effective prop!

9:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good lord, woman. I don't think I could love you any more than I do right now.

Marry me.

11:05 PM  
Blogger Super Woman said...

HahahahaHAA!!! That... is... AWESOME!!!

You've got talent, sister!

11:05 PM  
Blogger metalia said...

My God, this is just amazing.

11:13 PM  
Blogger Kim @ Ponytaildiaries.com said...

Hell yeah! Go, Wonderbaby, Go!

I need to do that with my kids and then put it in frames. None of that posing in front of a faux fence with a meadow behind it and boring crap like that for our family photos.

11:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you don't hate me for saying this, but I have no idea who they are.

I'm afraid they're before my time.

*ready's herself for battery!*

Sorry! Awesome photoshopping though!

1:03 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

Rock on indeed!

10:23 AM  

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