tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post5016522570627023355..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: Catherine the QueenHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-9031916815396640302008-09-14T00:34:00.000-04:002008-09-14T00:34:00.000-04:00Well done! It has been just over three years sinc...Well done! It has been just over three years since my little darlin' ripped me to shreds and every day I am reminded of my broken hoo ha, I still don't think that I can walk like I used too. Does it ever get better? and will my feet ever return to my original size?<BR/><BR/>thanks,ValerieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-71655801210297016622008-08-14T17:24:00.000-04:002008-08-14T17:24:00.000-04:00I don't think I have ever read a better post about...I don't think I have ever read a better post about vaginas in my life.<BR/><BR/>Well done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-54214574357764994672008-08-12T17:18:00.000-04:002008-08-12T17:18:00.000-04:00Good lord but that was funny.Good lord but that was funny.Lesliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13151264293573254738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-90329306942468620322008-08-12T15:27:00.000-04:002008-08-12T15:27:00.000-04:00Tanis, this post made me want to go get kicked in ...Tanis, this post made me want to go get kicked in the balls and then write about it so that I can be the Testicle Whisperer.<BR/><BR/>Wait. That sounded a lot less gay in my head. I think I just outed myself on Catherine's blog.Backpacking Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1862745294464911062008-08-12T15:26:00.000-04:002008-08-12T15:26:00.000-04:00@perpetualsmile: the complainer wasn't complaining...@perpetualsmile: the complainer wasn't complaining. She was kidding. It was a joke. What authority is she going to go to? :}Backpacking Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02498905428420679901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-25092444796412744242008-08-12T11:36:00.000-04:002008-08-12T11:36:00.000-04:00As having had all three spawns by c-section I thin...As having had all three spawns by c-section I think my tummy may look like a version of your hoo-ha's. Only (slightly) bigger. I came by on a suggestion from Mommy, I look forward to more.Crazy Mom of 3https://www.blogger.com/profile/09050398506311058108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-75640874110736092142008-08-12T11:20:00.000-04:002008-08-12T11:20:00.000-04:00I've never seen so many words for vajayjay in one ...I've never seen so many words for vajayjay in one place. Awesome! I can't wait to see what lewd google searches lead to this post.<BR/><BR/>The first time I heard of tearing was when I was already pregnant and had to go through with the birth. Luckily I came out halfway intact. Thank god for stitches in the right places! I'm now creating a shrine to that doctor (right next to the epidural guy).Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02853806878004874962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-22556880795964662162008-08-12T11:01:00.000-04:002008-08-12T11:01:00.000-04:00Awesome guest blog.I'm kind of terrified of having...Awesome guest blog.<BR/><BR/>I'm kind of terrified of having children now.<BR/><BR/>And to the person above who was complaining and talking about going to the authorities.. there's nothing disgusting about something as natural as childbirth and the female parts. They're just words.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-4890922829481562042008-08-12T10:41:00.000-04:002008-08-12T10:41:00.000-04:00hey Tanis nice to se you over here.catherine will ...hey Tanis nice to se you over here.catherine will be touched by your post.hahaha! broken pussies.yes i've been there and done that! ouchy ouch.now i'm going to go check out your links on here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-75940986961016441622008-08-12T04:01:00.000-04:002008-08-12T04:01:00.000-04:00Amen to that! Brings back may eyewatering memories...Amen to that! Brings back may eyewatering memories of dreading to pee and having to sit with a sanitary pad over the sore bits so it didn't sting. Oh the indignity.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01124513427678555863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-26944078575639723152008-08-12T00:13:00.000-04:002008-08-12T00:13:00.000-04:00Love it. The Defender of the shattered 'china.Som...Love it. The Defender of the shattered 'china.<BR/><BR/>Somebody had to say it. Cause they LIE about childbirth. The first rule of bad Childbirth is that you don't talk about bad Childbirth.<BR/><BR/>T.Tina@ SendChocolateNowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04756286418593037399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-68891510499470512742008-08-11T23:14:00.000-04:002008-08-11T23:14:00.000-04:00So... which Daddy Blogger would you WANT to touch ...So... which Daddy Blogger would you WANT to touch you if Ms. Frankenvulva didn't. :)Childsplayx2https://www.blogger.com/profile/14862474335091243574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-47433462418871306562008-08-11T22:48:00.000-04:002008-08-11T22:48:00.000-04:00Okay, you people are making me actually (and for t...Okay, you people are making me actually (and for the first time) feel GRATEFUL that I had a c-section (not to mention less worried about having a second one next time). And that's in spite of a horrific recovery period. So, in a word, thanks. Srsly.Kazahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04953977625325499626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-37233620748479708742008-08-11T22:42:00.000-04:002008-08-11T22:42:00.000-04:00Thopgood said it all! As a veteran of FOUR section...Thopgood said it all! <BR/><BR/>As a veteran of FOUR sections, one of which included a twin birth in which one twin came out vaginally and torn me from here to there (and she STILL has such a huge head, eighteen years later! And when I tell her she is a PAIN IN THE ASS, I MEAN IT!), and the other had to be yanked out surgically, I can say with absolute certainty that I never thought I'd have sex ever again! <BR/><BR/>Well, I have two more children...<BR/><BR/>Tanis, thanks for the much needed laugh and insight into your most vagtastic friendship!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-68033193087026359772008-08-11T22:40:00.000-04:002008-08-11T22:40:00.000-04:008 years since I "Bore 'N Tore" and reading this ma...8 years since I "Bore 'N Tore" and reading this made my vagina ache... and that is probably the weirdest compliment I've ever given to someone's writing.Velmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06425566563311066790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-29222493570891928262008-08-11T22:36:00.000-04:002008-08-11T22:36:00.000-04:00I second pgoodness - is there an award for best gu...I second pgoodness - is there an award for best guest blogger and/or best new word (for Frankenvulva)? No? Someone should make one...Colleen - Mommy Always Winshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06642830408176398204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-21898670331087282102008-08-11T22:25:00.000-04:002008-08-11T22:25:00.000-04:00best guest post ever!best guest post ever!Pgoodnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15446275487595330171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-28405234732136194272008-08-11T20:21:00.000-04:002008-08-11T20:21:00.000-04:00"Broken pussies?"I didn't think I could laugh any ..."Broken pussies?"<BR/><BR/>I didn't think I could laugh any harder than I did that night on Twitter, but I am.<BR/><BR/>"The Sisterhood of the Broken Pussies" - put that on a pillow.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-71822765988881337212008-08-11T19:36:00.000-04:002008-08-11T19:36:00.000-04:00Tattered twat? Vagina whisperer?What kind of mommy...Tattered twat? Vagina whisperer?<BR/><BR/>What kind of mommyblog is this anyway? <BR/><BR/>You're all disgusting. I'm reporting you to the authorities.Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-78249135436027485792008-08-11T19:12:00.000-04:002008-08-11T19:12:00.000-04:00I happened to be sitting on Twitter that night...b...I happened to be sitting on Twitter that night...big freaking shock there...the night that you all hatched the Vagina Whisperer. I nearly spewed diet coke across my keyboard and waited...waited because I knew a ROCK-ON post was going to be born of this conversation. <BR/><BR/>As we celebrate the birth of this post and the creative genius of the three of you to bring it fruition, I only hope no vulvas were injured, nor stitches required.Anissa Mayhewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01637783862251849189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-14004615997534647752008-08-11T18:15:00.000-04:002008-08-11T18:15:00.000-04:00oh Redneck, this is just so touching. What stunni...oh Redneck, this is just so touching. What stunning tribute to Catherine and her vagina.moplanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16998309937928231527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-69544994349664088082008-08-11T17:09:00.000-04:002008-08-11T17:09:00.000-04:00C-Sections are highly under-rated!C-Sections are highly under-rated!Mama Smurfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18156035813578322910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-88703283335859959322008-08-11T16:42:00.000-04:002008-08-11T16:42:00.000-04:00Now it that isn't true friendship, I don't know wh...Now it that isn't true friendship, I don't know what is...<BR/><BR/>When women bond over torn nether regions, an angel gets it wings...or some shit like that. This was hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-36639472204540783862008-08-11T16:08:00.000-04:002008-08-11T16:08:00.000-04:00Hee hee - you said, "cooter".Hee hee - you said, "cooter".Taniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09886049581948361060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-54700076279228846082008-08-11T15:40:00.000-04:002008-08-11T15:40:00.000-04:00oh, god. The Bun had better jsut stay put for the ...oh, god. The Bun had better jsut stay put for the c-section after reading this... <BR/><BR/>I felt bad for HBM, but I didn't know you were in the same boat. SO sorry, Red. <BR/><BR/>At least blogger ladies have each other. Glad that you (we) do.kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.com