tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post9014679836896626944..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: Getting Down To BusinessHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-30327856364606356612008-05-22T07:41:00.000-04:002008-05-22T07:41:00.000-04:00Thanks to the owner of this blog. Ive enjoyed read...Thanks to the owner of this blog. Ive enjoyed reading this topic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-24303604185548561632008-05-16T23:39:00.000-04:002008-05-16T23:39:00.000-04:00Both mine were about a week late and both over 9 p...Both mine were about a week late and both over 9 pounds....<BR/><BR/>Your bahchina can handle it...<BR/><BR/>You can handle it...<BR/><BR/>Hang on....<BR/><BR/>Sorry you are so uncomfortable..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-91249899022970271262008-05-16T22:40:00.000-04:002008-05-16T22:40:00.000-04:00Funny, I haven't checked in for a few days 'cause ...Funny, I haven't checked in for a few days 'cause I thought my stupid google account would prompt me with new posts (lying sack a ') and then I thought, Oh, she musta had the baby.......Woman in a Windowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14747858840088922077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-82424315079812585942008-05-16T22:10:00.000-04:002008-05-16T22:10:00.000-04:00Good luck with and hope this is the weekend!For me...Good luck with and hope this is the weekend!<BR/><BR/>For me, well a couple of long walks and wrapping presents, that's what did it for me.Karen MEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10834425321020756655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-89416056561977860222008-05-16T19:49:00.000-04:002008-05-16T19:49:00.000-04:00the horrible "stretch and sweep" that I dreaded (...the horrible "stretch and sweep" that I dreaded (and rightfully so, I might add), was the thing that put my labour over from "false" to the "real thing" in about 12 hours. It was painful and involved some crying on my part, but in the end it was what got things going.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-17378578409584437782008-05-16T19:36:00.000-04:002008-05-16T19:36:00.000-04:00I was ginormous with our daughter and very anxious...I was ginormous with our daughter and very anxious to deliver, so I totally feel your pain. I tried just about everything to no avail, except sex, because EWWW for many reasons. Best of luck!CaraBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04614627167922944626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-28372937153160334712008-05-16T18:49:00.000-04:002008-05-16T18:49:00.000-04:00Oh my God. I keep checking in and checking in, et ...Oh my God. I keep checking in and checking in, et cet. I'm sending all of my Quick and Easy Delivery vibes your way right now!Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701458326239246306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-48498774975296740902008-05-16T18:02:00.000-04:002008-05-16T18:02:00.000-04:00Hang in there, you are doing great and it will all...Hang in there, you are doing great and it will all be worth it. If you need something to preoccupy your mind, make you laugh and offer some really good advice on how to live a more balanced life...check out the novel " The Book of Mom" by Taylor Wilshire. Two of my mommie-friends gave me their copy. It is a novel about the struggles of motherhood and living an authentic life. A little self-helpie and a little New Ageie but a funny--goodie.sryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12000554292715655958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-48884938046848051652008-05-16T18:01:00.000-04:002008-05-16T18:01:00.000-04:00You might want the 'sweep and tug' the midwives ga...You might want the 'sweep and tug' the midwives gave me to start it all up.<BR/><BR/>sex? haha. I know. forget it. um. letting Wondergirl jump up and down on you?crazymummahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663148723513574331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-60374480527991363172008-05-16T16:28:00.000-04:002008-05-16T16:28:00.000-04:00Raspberry leaf tea?Curry?Walking up stairs sideway...Raspberry leaf tea?<BR/><BR/>Curry?<BR/><BR/>Walking up stairs sideways?<BR/><BR/>Cleaning the floor on all four?<BR/><BR/>Well, these are just things the midwives at this end have been known to suggest... I hope he makes his entrance very soon for you.ewe are herehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13339650361453626546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-9635834302604937152008-05-16T16:09:00.000-04:002008-05-16T16:09:00.000-04:00C, here is to hoping that your wish comes true and...C, here is to hoping that your wish comes true and you are in labour right NOW. Wishing you all the best to you and your family:)Karla Zamora, Digital Analysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505957478431304863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-59290717012814930102008-05-16T15:24:00.000-04:002008-05-16T15:24:00.000-04:00Push baby, push...Our 3rd child, my second son als...Push baby, push...Our 3rd child, my second son also didn't want to come out. Now sometimes I wish he is back inside his mother...LOL<BR/><BR/>Hang in there!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-89266807549554556752008-05-16T14:54:00.000-04:002008-05-16T14:54:00.000-04:00Just saw Trace's tweet and am wishing you much lov...Just saw Trace's tweet and am wishing you much love right now delivering Bob. (Which I totally know is his name.)<BR/><BR/>Be well! Let's get this little Taurus out!Mom101https://www.blogger.com/profile/15468524489744839899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-39168803358644986372008-05-16T14:41:00.000-04:002008-05-16T14:41:00.000-04:00I wonder if the castor oil would taste any better ...I wonder if the castor oil would taste any better if you put it in a margarita glass rimmed with salt?Sarahvizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07257891014401157085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-53245264288555855022008-05-16T14:34:00.000-04:002008-05-16T14:34:00.000-04:00My acupuncturist said the same thing, she can easi...My acupuncturist said the same thing, she can easily induce labor.<BR/><BR/>But for your hubby's sake, maybe you can give the sex / blowjob thing ONE more try? <BR/><BR/>;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-76333916270515165052008-05-16T14:11:00.000-04:002008-05-16T14:11:00.000-04:00It might just be that vodka martini that baby is w...It might just be that vodka martini that baby is waiting for.<BR/><BR/>I say celebrate the b-day early.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-43325246105429686132008-05-16T13:52:00.001-04:002008-05-16T13:52:00.001-04:00Sending you peaceful thoughts - whatever little I ...Sending you peaceful thoughts - whatever little I have left after dealing with kids and the creeping crud that has invaded my body, I mean - good luck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-67877976433474411002008-05-16T13:52:00.000-04:002008-05-16T13:52:00.000-04:00Sending you peaceful thoughts - whatever little I ...Sending you peaceful thoughts - whatever little I have left after dealing with kids and the creeping crud that has invaded my body, I mean - good luck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-4271884709769608322008-05-16T12:59:00.000-04:002008-05-16T12:59:00.000-04:00I'll forgo the advice and just say I hope you're p...I'll forgo the advice and just say I hope you're popping out Sprout right now. Surely someone would Tivo Lost for you right? <BR/><BR/>And after all this real false labor, surely you're actual labor will go fast and easy for you.<BR/><BR/>Can't wait to hear about it!Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10740564940180181887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-41814863770132270632008-05-16T12:39:00.000-04:002008-05-16T12:39:00.000-04:00Okay, my words of wisdom are skip the castor oil a...Okay, my words of wisdom are skip the castor oil and get on with the n!pple stim. Seriously, that's the way to go.Kylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03311014761113076785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-37261475486560036602008-05-16T12:21:00.000-04:002008-05-16T12:21:00.000-04:00Also, the sex thing? DOES NOT WORK. At least for...Also, the sex thing? DOES NOT WORK. At least for my daughter. We had sex EVERY. DAY. I walked MILES every day. I ate spicy. I ate pineapple, we massaged my feet in the contraction places. I GAVE BLOWJOBS. Again, repeat. Does. not. work. Was invented by man to get some nookie before wife had baby. For reals. <BR/>C'mon out, Sprout.Beccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02904929372220705247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-18873906861064443342008-05-16T12:15:00.000-04:002008-05-16T12:15:00.000-04:00I did the castor oil thing. AND the black and blu...I did the castor oil thing. AND the black and blue cohosh thing. AND I did them together. AND...it didn't work. <BR/>If you want to try the castor oil, I suggest it in a root beer float. Mine really didn't taste as horrible as I was thinking it would, and the gastrointestinal stuff wasn't as bad either. Though, the results weren't as good--baby didnt' come for another week.<BR/>Ooh, just read the acupuncture thing, and though I didn't try it, I know someone who did and went into labor that day. Next time? I'm so forgoing the castor oil and will try acupuncture.Beccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02904929372220705247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-88531581399578402992008-05-16T12:08:00.000-04:002008-05-16T12:08:00.000-04:00My son was born on my birthday and not only was it...My son was born on my birthday and not only was it my best gift ever, it is a little known fact that if your child is born or your birthday, yours stop and they take over. ;) I'm 32 forever! I hope things go well for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-90883211631717811902008-05-16T11:33:00.000-04:002008-05-16T11:33:00.000-04:00I induced my first labor by seeing an acupuncturis...I induced my first labor by seeing an acupuncturist. I had not had a single even braxton hicks contraction before that point, and she did all the uterus points and I went into labor in her office. It was a difficult labor, and that might have been because my body wasn't quite ready, but from what I hear it was a damn sight easier than being on pitocin. And oh, SO much nicer than castor oil!<BR/><BR/>I came out of her office calm and relaxed and the contractions just got more regular over the course of the night.<BR/><BR/>Good luck!Crohn's is my bitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18136455401957479218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-62241323356857394572008-05-16T11:09:00.000-04:002008-05-16T11:09:00.000-04:00Crossing my finger that you have that baby soon!Crossing my finger that you have that baby soon!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com