tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post8843850912608587932..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: V Is For Vulva (That's Good Enough For Me)Her Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-70626432975686886812007-10-30T00:45:00.000-04:002007-10-30T00:45:00.000-04:00Sigh. I do not heart Baby Einstein. At. All.Sigh...Sigh. I do not heart Baby Einstein. At. All.<BR/><BR/>Sigh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-30872492536094130432007-10-28T09:40:00.000-04:002007-10-28T09:40:00.000-04:00Sure, but the other kind...Sure, but the other kind...Candace Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05888447703056321730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-17898595136793687302007-10-28T09:29:00.000-04:002007-10-28T09:29:00.000-04:00'Rich' jewel tones - aren't 'jewels' also euphemis...'Rich' jewel tones - aren't 'jewels' also euphemisms for genitalia?<BR/><BR/>GAWD my mind is dirty.Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-32990472107797774572007-10-27T21:14:00.000-04:002007-10-27T21:14:00.000-04:00As a former art history teacher, I would suggest t...As a former art history teacher, I would suggest talking about "hot" red colors, "rich" jewel tones, and the "exciting" use of lines.<BR/><BR/>But, yeah, a little bit of a surprise. And an astute little toddler with a good question...Candace Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05888447703056321730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-36815840451764598652007-10-27T21:00:00.000-04:002007-10-27T21:00:00.000-04:00That is a riot.That is a riot.Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-74082316682137588202007-10-27T15:52:00.000-04:002007-10-27T15:52:00.000-04:00You had me at "v".You had me at "v".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-59970436624388364142007-10-27T14:57:00.000-04:002007-10-27T14:57:00.000-04:00We have that book and I have never even noticed th...We have that book and I have never even noticed that. How pathetic and boring am I? ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-56442303586539431302007-10-27T13:28:00.000-04:002007-10-27T13:28:00.000-04:00at first I thought the words beside the image were...at first I thought the words beside the image were placed there by you as a joke. The fact tehat they were not makes it even more funny.<BR/><BR/>You made me think of the chilly fall morning years ago when bigirl asked LOUDLY enough for many to hear on the way to a preschool if "ONE DAY WILL I HAVE HAIR ON MY VULVA JUST LIKE YOU MUMMY??????"crazymummahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663148723513574331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-14744078229306022472007-10-27T11:49:00.000-04:002007-10-27T11:49:00.000-04:00I tried with the real names..but gave uptoo much l...I tried with the <BR/>real names..but gave up<BR/>too much laughter<BR/><BR/>caity named it her lava<BR/><BR/>pretty hot really!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-44820426349489272272007-10-27T08:43:00.000-04:002007-10-27T08:43:00.000-04:00my stars and whiskers...those racy baby Einstein f...my stars and whiskers...those racy baby Einstein folk. next thing you know you'll be coming across images of the CN tower with words like "his throbbing manhood" juxtaposed next to them...<BR/><BR/>smut! i call smut!<BR/><BR/>(that was fun)Bonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14403701620708365171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-61316671343740750752007-10-27T02:48:00.000-04:002007-10-27T02:48:00.000-04:00the 'v is for vulva' story is too perfect, but the...the 'v is for vulva' story is too perfect, but the real thing i hace to say is: oh hell no, maxim!<BR/>rude, rude, and rude.<BR/><BR/>i think i'm going to have to address this on my blog. but don't gp clicking over to see what i have to say.<BR/><BR/>everytime i read something and then think i have to write about it...well, there's usually a two or three week gap before i actually get around to it.<BR/><BR/>i suck.<BR/><BR/>but i don't suck as bad as maxim.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-24242418388614096932007-10-27T00:09:00.001-04:002007-10-27T00:09:00.001-04:00we too use the right words for body parts. I knew ...we too use the right words for body parts. I knew a girl who called her vagina "Thing" Umm... isn't that WAY too vague?painted maypolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446625015003854710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-61351610249716336722007-10-27T00:09:00.000-04:002007-10-27T00:09:00.000-04:00we too use the right words for body parts. I knew ...we too use the right words for body parts. I knew a girl who called her vagina "Thing" Umm... isn't that WAY too vague?painted maypolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446625015003854710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1121928339871482972007-10-26T23:40:00.000-04:002007-10-26T23:40:00.000-04:00Heh. Well, the book isn't wrong, is it?Heh. Well, the book isn't wrong, is it?nonlineargirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05414675024101618604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-91044829730645109722007-10-26T23:15:00.000-04:002007-10-26T23:15:00.000-04:00It HAD to be purposeful. A book is seen by too man...It HAD to be purposeful. A book is seen by too many eyes for them all to be that daft. But it is quite the hilarious shock!<BR/><BR/>Uhhh, maybe you should spill something on that page so it "accidentally" sticks to the one next to it? No more need for discussion! LOL.Kylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03311014761113076785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-18369161113745734892007-10-26T22:59:00.000-04:002007-10-26T22:59:00.000-04:00That's just wrong. Wrong, I tell you!That's just wrong. Wrong, I tell you!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01979925607834752536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-63069250666153199232007-10-26T22:52:00.000-04:002007-10-26T22:52:00.000-04:00Okay, so that Chapters/latte anecdote was a comple...Okay, so that Chapters/latte anecdote was a completely false memory. I was telling my BFF about your post just now and she interrupted to say, "We have that book! I showed it to you!" Somehow I'd forgotten that part. AND - she thought the 69 on the firetruck (?) was a bit suspicious too, in light of the "red" page.Beahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15957626443087438904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-77765574426617746022007-10-26T22:08:00.000-04:002007-10-26T22:08:00.000-04:00Didn't you ever see the episode of Sex and the Cit...Didn't you ever see the episode of Sex and the City where an artist Charlotte admires paints her portrait? <I>"I bet you have a lovely cunt, dear..."</I> his wife said. Looked just like that.<BR/><BR/>I'll never look at Cookie Monster the same, either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-83905572512017778182007-10-26T21:48:00.000-04:002007-10-26T21:48:00.000-04:00am I missing something? Is that a real freakin bo...am I missing something? Is that a real freakin book? OMG.iheartchocolatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506809401305000430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-36954365741206177782007-10-26T20:58:00.000-04:002007-10-26T20:58:00.000-04:00OK, I'm naive enough to have missed that altogethe...OK, I'm naive enough to have missed that altogether and have gone with the colours, except what's with the heart? Someone at Baby Einstein knew what they were up to. Pffft- hilarious!Dig it Forwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14240582290341685442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-89337632913491538732007-10-26T20:54:00.000-04:002007-10-26T20:54:00.000-04:00Oh my.That picture. It's...well...I need to excus...Oh my.<BR/><BR/>That picture. It's...well...<BR/><BR/>I need to excuse myself.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-28618561009919301332007-10-26T20:17:00.000-04:002007-10-26T20:17:00.000-04:00Oh my. We try to use the proper words for everybo...Oh my. We try to use the proper words for everybody's parts too...my dad got an earful the day a 2-1/2 year old princess bust out "Look Grandpa! Sally's licking her anus!" (our dog, Sally's our dog!) He went so red I thought he might die and I went upstairs and laughed so hard I had tears running down my face. You either face these things head on or you don't. Good luck :)Badness Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05660823596302637985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-61394662646492607002007-10-26T17:27:00.000-04:002007-10-26T17:27:00.000-04:00That HAS to be some intern's idea of a joke. Some ...That HAS to be some intern's idea of a joke. Some art major trapped at the Baby Einstein factory working for $5 an hour. HAS to be.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11342425698876916791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-46623580926165166492007-10-26T17:05:00.000-04:002007-10-26T17:05:00.000-04:00God, I can't get the mental of Cookie Monster eati...God, I can't get the mental of Cookie Monster eating a poon out of my head now. <BR/><BR/>*slaps hand over eyes and forehead*Lotus (Sarcastic Mom)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12134071384977426326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-14059064478241652932007-10-26T16:22:00.000-04:002007-10-26T16:22:00.000-04:00You must be getting close to the frisky stage of p...You must be getting close to the frisky stage of pregnancy - all this vulva and dick size talk. Holy moly, this is exactly why we don't have any baby Einstein around (that and we don't want Bumper to outsmart us).motherbumperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053978199395919666noreply@blogger.com