tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post8604179552101381297..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: He Says It's His BirthdayHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger95125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-47975982520123782572008-08-05T01:48:00.000-04:002008-08-05T01:48:00.000-04:00I know you turned off comments and probably for go...I know you turned off comments and probably for good reason, but HBM I heart your baby. He's just beautiful and I just wanted to tell you that.Issahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11309906249557761472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-30847061428892900912008-08-03T22:38:00.000-04:002008-08-03T22:38:00.000-04:00Happy birthday! Mine was last Saturday.Now gimme ...Happy birthday! Mine was last Saturday.<BR/><BR/>Now gimme some cake!Teena in Torontohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14875608173791872449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-47670155522153853682008-08-03T21:26:00.000-04:002008-08-03T21:26:00.000-04:00Hey, Her Bad Father. Sorry I'm a day late and a d...Hey, Her Bad Father. Sorry I'm a day late and a dollar short, but Happy Birthday!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-11095943801391330622008-08-03T16:40:00.000-04:002008-08-03T16:40:00.000-04:00Happy Belated Birthday to the hubby. Mine has aske...Happy Belated Birthday to the hubby. Mine has asked me a time or two why I don't mention him much but always chat about the kids and household products. lol.Homemom3https://www.blogger.com/profile/12708246860880585571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-64254843569240969162008-08-03T09:42:00.000-04:002008-08-03T09:42:00.000-04:00He and my husband should get together. He likes to...He and my husband should get together. He likes to watch really dumb things on the internet and really really bad jokes. <BR/><BR/>happy belatedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-67000640943318537572008-08-02T21:39:00.000-04:002008-08-02T21:39:00.000-04:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgTnJFFXvQhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgTnJFFXvQAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-74720331073915992002008-08-02T20:40:00.000-04:002008-08-02T20:40:00.000-04:00I only have groaners:Two peanuts were walking down...I only have groaners:<BR/><BR/>Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was a salted.<BR/><BR/>Two guys walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.<BR/><BR/>Also, if you're feeling holy, check out www.jesusoftheweek.com (complete with 'select a jesus' drop down list) or if you're looking for a new 'do, check out www.mulletsgalore.com.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-76166067318614644252008-08-02T19:27:00.000-04:002008-08-02T19:27:00.000-04:00Happy birthday! Great photo. I can't think of any ...Happy birthday! Great photo. I can't think of any good dirty jokes, so I'll go for the moody wife advice. Given the new baby situation, it's all about giving her two things: sleep and time (either alone or out with girlfriends).Kazahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04953977625325499626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-22567564551635654562008-08-02T18:03:00.000-04:002008-08-02T18:03:00.000-04:00That picture tells the whole story. He's a keeper...That picture tells the whole story. He's a keeper. Happy birthday, HBF!Suburban Gorgonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11921120489357475543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-43665252787056795452008-08-02T16:35:00.000-04:002008-08-02T16:35:00.000-04:00Happy Birthday HBF (I know it's a little late but ...Happy Birthday HBF (I know it's a little late but hopefully you're still celebrating!)<BR/><BR/>My tip for dealing with a moody wife...<BR/><BR/>Apologize and stop acting like an ass. Oh and chocolate!<BR/><BR/>Seriously, though...a b-day present for you. <BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17jplpjCaec<BR/><BR/>You've probably seen it already, but it makes me laugh every time!Jennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17043028904107149236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-64400171129641122742008-08-02T11:46:00.000-04:002008-08-02T11:46:00.000-04:00Happy birthday, HBF!For moody wives, chocolate and...Happy birthday, HBF!<BR/><BR/>For moody wives, chocolate and some time alone are great healers. <BR/><BR/>for your amusement, knowing your love of all things Sesame Street, I offer a couple of youtube vids of recent musicalhighlights I enjoyed... <BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDaszN9ByxM" REL="nofollow"> Who knew Doogie could sing?</A><BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fciD_II7NI" REL="nofollow">And, well, I guess we KNEW Feist could count...</A><BR/><BR/>And who doesn't love a <A>good meerkat pic</A>? After all, <A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSGV2lz0LKE&feature=related" REL="nofollow">Meerkats rock.</A> <BR/><BR/>Hope you like your cake!kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-76883891673272520162008-08-02T11:32:00.000-04:002008-08-02T11:32:00.000-04:00Happy birthday, HBF!Happy birthday, HBF!Kylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03311014761113076785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-80185112832405812192008-08-02T11:25:00.000-04:002008-08-02T11:25:00.000-04:00Happy birthday to your husband. Two vultures board...Happy birthday to your husband.<BR/><BR/> Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.<BR/><BR/>Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ...A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-25899871700816488902008-08-01T22:55:00.000-04:002008-08-01T22:55:00.000-04:00Happy Birthday to your hubby!Happy Birthday to your hubby!Mrs. Schmittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14745072739050640143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-81736204616812780752008-08-01T19:05:00.000-04:002008-08-01T19:05:00.000-04:00Happy Birthday HBF! My advice is that surprise DQ...Happy Birthday HBF! My advice is that surprise DQ Blizzards can never be wrong.Rachaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00318376427752604367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-16204313506063084982008-08-01T18:33:00.000-04:002008-08-01T18:33:00.000-04:00Meerkats? Has he seen this one?http://blog.feefif...Meerkats? Has he seen this one?<BR/>http://blog.feefifoto.com/2008/04/wordless-wednes.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-40394294515081743302008-08-01T17:13:00.000-04:002008-08-01T17:13:00.000-04:00Sounds like my husband! He loves the web site col...Sounds like my husband! He loves the web site college humor so if you haven't already seen it I'm sure you can find something to watch that will entertain.<BR/>Happy birthday!<BR/>MCarolyn Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17407158946948626357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-32299491919642058872008-08-01T16:31:00.000-04:002008-08-01T16:31:00.000-04:00didn't get to the internets yesterday so happy bel...didn't get to the internets yesterday so happy belated birthday HBF, hope you had a great day. Not sure if you're into geeky science things but this funny http://www.eppendorf.com/int/hawkpopup.php?contentid=13ScientistMotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02540317551396323613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-54707669505456617372008-08-01T14:27:00.000-04:002008-08-01T14:27:00.000-04:00Adult humor - How do you a make a hormone?Don't pa...Adult humor - How do you a make a hormone?<BR/><BR/>Don't pay her.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Kiddie humor - When driving down a country road on vacation, we passed a bunch of cows. My daughter saw a brown one. And she asked, "Is that where chocolate milk comes from?"<BR/><BR/>Stuff to look forward to. :)<BR/><BR/>Happy Birthday, HBF!The Herrellshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14720588310267665347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-13508352441488780022008-08-01T14:25:00.000-04:002008-08-01T14:25:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.The Herrellshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14720588310267665347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-56326560717795991742008-08-01T14:11:00.000-04:002008-08-01T14:11:00.000-04:00From the sounds of life around your house, you sho...From the sounds of life around your house, you should win husband of the year award!!!<BR/><BR/>Happy Birthday!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-27137075471556973062008-08-01T13:54:00.000-04:002008-08-01T13:54:00.000-04:00Circa 1970's Weight Watchers Recipe Cards:http://w...Circa 1970's Weight Watchers Recipe Cards:<BR/><BR/>http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/czarina.html<BR/><BR/>You will never be the same - laughed so hard I cried real tears, seriously.<BR/><BR/>Happy Birthday Bad Dad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-4195131109446066122008-08-01T13:53:00.000-04:002008-08-01T13:53:00.000-04:00LMAO. That last one was a doozy.HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HB...LMAO. That last one was a doozy.<BR/><BR/>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HBF!! *sorry I'm late but that's the way the cookie crumbles...<BR/><BR/>I hope you had a good one. And everyone's right, you are pretty easy on the eyes.<BR/><BR/>HBM, I hope you have him some extra lovin in some other ways besides sex because I saw the post about the Frankenvulva and I wouldn't let him near it with an icepack...forget with anything else. Eat more chocolate!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-72495337529144533422008-08-01T11:41:00.000-04:002008-08-01T11:41:00.000-04:00HBF Happy Birthday!Best cure for a moody wife is a...HBF Happy Birthday!<BR/><BR/>Best cure for a moody wife is a well placed slap on the ass, ask for that cold on that's been on hold in the back of the fridge and pop in some of that smooth-loving German bootleg porn you've been saving for a rainy day. <BR/><BR/>She'll love it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-15926133235923226222008-08-01T11:29:00.000-04:002008-08-01T11:29:00.000-04:00Happy Birthday. Moody wives are an urban myth!Happy Birthday. Moody wives are an urban myth!Jeniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13100043209000589029noreply@blogger.com