tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post7992862710075736772..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: In Which My Dignity - Such As It Were - Finally Plummets Headlong Into The AbyssHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-13668778057403937362008-02-20T06:11:00.000-05:002008-02-20T06:11:00.000-05:00I have evidence that a stool sample would have bee...I have evidence that a stool sample would have been much worse. Although you'd have discovered it sooner. If you leave them longer than a couple of days in a sealed container there is a large, rather unpleasant explosion. Don't ask me how I know...best to draw a delicate veil over such things.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-15041744272801204432008-02-15T14:13:00.000-05:002008-02-15T14:13:00.000-05:00This is hilarious. Oh my.This is hilarious. Oh my.Ruth Dynamitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06161626814106717754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-50200859517618642772008-02-13T11:08:00.000-05:002008-02-13T11:08:00.000-05:00Oh, hahaha. I am so sorry, and actually very grate...Oh, hahaha. I am so sorry, and actually very grateful that we don't have to transport our own medical goods here. Grateful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-78712047454932394142008-02-13T10:59:00.000-05:002008-02-13T10:59:00.000-05:00I'm sorry to report that there is now tea all over...I'm sorry to report that there is now tea all over my computer monitor. And key board.Liz Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09469435277058701080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-78326545344325679332008-02-13T10:36:00.000-05:002008-02-13T10:36:00.000-05:00This is too funny. Too funny. The consolation is t...This is too funny. Too funny. <BR/><BR/>The consolation is that it was such a richly bloggable situation. LOL.Kylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03311014761113076785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-355256020301956522008-02-13T09:58:00.000-05:002008-02-13T09:58:00.000-05:00Wearing your party is most definitely not weird......Wearing your party is most definitely not weird...next time I would also bring one of those birthday bazooka toys as well. I work for the the Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care here in ON...let's just say that transporting your own medical goodies is not common.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-26988748430682341272008-02-13T08:04:00.000-05:002008-02-13T08:04:00.000-05:00Om my gosh - that is truly funny! And terrible. ...Om my gosh - that is truly funny! And terrible. I'm sorry you had to go through the probing again, but hey, it made for great blogging fodder.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-89408793883527822782008-02-13T01:13:00.000-05:002008-02-13T01:13:00.000-05:00Oh, dear. Oh...sweet, sweet Mother of Pearl! That'...Oh, dear. Oh...sweet, sweet Mother of Pearl! That's truly awful...but in a funny way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-5122522399386888572008-02-12T23:23:00.000-05:002008-02-12T23:23:00.000-05:00I can sympathize having been sick with cold, flu, ...I can sympathize having been sick with cold, flu, and laryngitis for the past 4 weeks making my normal case of "pregnancy brain" something else altogether.<BR/><BR/>What I can't understand is why you have to transport your own test results - ugh!! I'm in Alberta and I thought our health care system was bad for austerity measures and DIY health care, but that's pretty bad. It's a shame that we don't have a better system.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-65985444666432541402008-02-12T22:21:00.000-05:002008-02-12T22:21:00.000-05:00Ewwww, and ewwwww again, but while I'm ROFL!!Ewwww, and ewwwww again, but while I'm ROFL!!Karen MEGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10834425321020756655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-34723615967379402292008-02-12T20:41:00.000-05:002008-02-12T20:41:00.000-05:00hehehehehehe. snigger. oh, no, it's too much. o...hehehehehehe. snigger. oh, no, it's too much. oh dear.Mimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10812707312289852258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-20672571016089337852008-02-12T17:49:00.000-05:002008-02-12T17:49:00.000-05:00Oh this is SO something I would do!! Great story t...Oh this is SO something I would do!! <BR/><BR/>Great story though!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14258405168792203613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-63400198257692979272008-02-12T17:23:00.000-05:002008-02-12T17:23:00.000-05:00Oh.No.Oh.nononononononono. No.You might want to p...Oh.No.<BR/><BR/>Oh.nononononononono. <BR/><BR/>No.<BR/><BR/>You might want to pass on telling your doctor. heh hehewe are herehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13339650361453626546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-48975592516206679122008-02-12T16:41:00.000-05:002008-02-12T16:41:00.000-05:00catherine you are dignified and held in high estee...catherine you are dignified and held in high esteem in my eyes now its a good thing you can;t see me laughing about the contents of your purse and pregnancy brain....my teens while i was pregnant with their youngest sister would quite often find me standing in some room with a dazed and confused look on my face trying to remember what i was in that room to do....hahahaLAVANDULAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-7470056198379872472008-02-12T15:07:00.000-05:002008-02-12T15:07:00.000-05:00Oh that was perfect - I am still giggling to mysel...Oh that was perfect - I am still giggling to myself! Priceless. Really!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-74437667778713362652008-02-12T14:45:00.000-05:002008-02-12T14:45:00.000-05:00I am totally reconsidering my upcoming "what the f...I am totally reconsidering my upcoming "what the fuck is in my purse" post.<BR/><BR/>There is no way I can top "medical waste".Miss Britthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12934134485175970612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-76972314362808318582008-02-12T12:59:00.000-05:002008-02-12T12:59:00.000-05:00I can't decide what's funnier, the fact that it ha...I can't decide what's funnier, the fact that it happened or the fact that it just adds one more thing to my list of "Things I Never Knew I Should Be Worried About."Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02778318185310548615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-76950871980687415162008-02-12T12:52:00.000-05:002008-02-12T12:52:00.000-05:00Bright side? At least you didn't pull it out at pl...Bright side? At least you didn't pull it out at playgroup when Wonderbaby asked for a snack.<BR/><BR/>Also, I'm wondering why you got to keep your dignity after the first. They took mine away and incincerated it with the afterbirth, I think.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00567374243896229606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-60720986118757558642008-02-12T12:33:00.001-05:002008-02-12T12:33:00.001-05:00NME - would a stool sample really be all that much...NME - would a stool sample really be all that much worse? Really? I'm not sure...Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-6614818791664216152008-02-12T12:33:00.000-05:002008-02-12T12:33:00.000-05:00I can't decide who I'm laughing harder at -- you, ...I can't decide who I'm laughing harder at -- you, and this post, or Jozet above me.mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-4815547373505549452008-02-12T12:28:00.000-05:002008-02-12T12:28:00.000-05:00ROFL!!!!!You should totally auction them off on eB...ROFL!!!!!<BR/><BR/>You should totally auction them off on eBay for some charity.<BR/><BR/>Lol!<BR/><BR/>You slay me!josetteplank.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16790825543155685363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-32898732153930197282008-02-12T12:24:00.000-05:002008-02-12T12:24:00.000-05:00Why do I feel compelled to read posts with content...Why do I feel compelled to read posts with content warnings? What does that say about me??<BR/><BR/>Hey - at least it wasn't a stool sample.<BR/><BR/>Right??Run ANChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088821030860597465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-55140218327500504092008-02-12T12:16:00.000-05:002008-02-12T12:16:00.000-05:00Kittenpie - NO I DID NOT do anything about the ide...Kittenpie - NO I DID NOT do anything about the identifying information and now I am TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. Is it possible that someone could clone me on the basis of the nether scrapings? OH MY HELL.Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-66970458783763313012008-02-12T12:12:00.000-05:002008-02-12T12:12:00.000-05:00I prefer a tiara for uncomfy and embarrassing exam...I prefer a tiara for uncomfy and embarrassing exams, myself. Also for scraping wallpaper, as my good friends will recall. <BR/><BR/>I hope the vials at lease didn't have any identifying info on them yet? so you could throw them out without handing over your name and DNA to anyone nosey enough to be in your garbage? A little creepy, no?kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-50424725256130629242008-02-12T11:31:00.000-05:002008-02-12T11:31:00.000-05:00Um. {hides face} Snort. {peeks out from behind ...Um. {hides face} Snort. {peeks out from behind fingers} Snirk. {puts hands over mouth} Snserrtkesdfh. <BR/><BR/>{Gives up}<BR/>ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh honey. I'm sorry. That was too funny. And something I would do, not even preggers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com