tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post7544716038347609884..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: Balls And PornHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-79046016325262727102008-08-18T14:47:00.000-04:002008-08-18T14:47:00.000-04:00Absolutely hysterical. You crack me up, and I have...Absolutely hysterical. You crack me up, and I have definitely been checking over my shoulder as I read this at work.Chaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895977449691606873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-42336669585014551112008-08-18T11:32:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:32:00.000-04:00I think I have the opposite effect where I should ...I think I have the opposite effect where I should be embarrassed but I'm not. The day I was in a restaurant talking about rimming and the women at the next table spit out a mouthful of soup I realized I may have a problem.Lost In Splendorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12266591436382422920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-17448360511587692482008-08-18T11:15:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:15:00.000-04:00hahaha! heather you are fecking hilarious! and no ...hahaha! heather you are fecking hilarious! and no i couldn't say those words in front of my parents either....quick story...the other day i was putting on lotion to make my skin moist (hahaha) after having a shower.my 3 year old stinkerbell was playing on my floor with her lego train and pointed at me and said "is that fur?"well i just about fell off my bed FUR? THEN SHE SAID I'LL TAKE IT OFF FOR YOU MOm and she reached up and pulled some fluff off my foot. hahaha! dirty minds....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-62496064304918659162008-08-18T10:11:00.000-04:002008-08-18T10:11:00.000-04:00LOL. I still can't say some of that around my mom....LOL. I still can't say some of that around my mom. It has to be a dire situation before I get to break out the shit's and dammit's. Itsn't that just sad? And usually she's the one who gets to say the dirty words because I'm the one with the bad news, etc. that brings on the cussing...lol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-8471376728678486382008-08-17T19:31:00.000-04:002008-08-17T19:31:00.000-04:00"balls and motherfucking porn"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."balls and motherfucking porn"<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Priceless!Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00020031746525080078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-55618653003653599372008-08-17T14:09:00.000-04:002008-08-17T14:09:00.000-04:00"Balls and motherfucking porn" I wish I could use ..."Balls and motherfucking porn" I wish I could use those words around my mom. I also hope you take pictures if you use them around yours.:)susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13996858717887203810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-71358999984625232002008-08-16T23:47:00.000-04:002008-08-16T23:47:00.000-04:00It's not just the balls and porn, it's your mother...It's not just the balls and porn, it's your mother sitting two feet away from the words! Great post.<BR/><BR/>And...I take your 'moist' and I raise you a 'gusset'.OvaGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12150362175853549015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-54929335840705035232008-08-16T19:58:00.000-04:002008-08-16T19:58:00.000-04:00This is funny. Balls and porn motherfucker. Someon...This is funny. Balls and porn motherfucker. Someone should cross-stitch that. Thanks for the laughs!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-51456504031588683692008-08-16T13:08:00.000-04:002008-08-16T13:08:00.000-04:00Now this I can relate to. Just reading this in my...Now this I can relate to. Just reading this in my parents basement makes me feel giddy, somewhat empowered and perhaps like I need to go to confession. Dammit. I can scream balls and motherfucking porn and COOOOOOOCK on the top of my lungs in the 'sphere but the guilt still sends me to the closet.<BR/><BR/>And who said moist because now I feel really dirty.motherbumperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053978199395919666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-6374759241726057112008-08-16T01:07:00.000-04:002008-08-16T01:07:00.000-04:00what I want to know is, would you have mentioned t...what I want to know is, would you have mentioned that Suze Ormon's jacket collection, while impressive, is missing the most important jacket ever - the one emblazoned with the words "balls and motherfucking porn" on the back and down the sleeves?<BR/><BR/>because that's need-to-know information, Heather.Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14163363926316904033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-16284850075725222992008-08-15T23:55:00.000-04:002008-08-15T23:55:00.000-04:00Balls and porn indeed! No wonder you love her! I s...Balls and porn indeed! No wonder you love her! I say that as a passionate Scorpio with a fondness for the same.for a different kind of girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04431273646365489225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-85366873602862454002008-08-15T23:45:00.000-04:002008-08-15T23:45:00.000-04:00I left a post-BlogHer bag on the floor at my mom's...I left a post-BlogHer bag on the floor at my mom's house, and she went all snooping through it cause it had the pretty, shiny swag stuff in it. And the vibrator. It also had the swag vibrator, and the KY stuff. <BR/><BR/>So of course I'm all, THEY gave me that stuff, the PEOPLE, the people in CALIFORNIA. And my mom, she said, "Well, if you need a vibrator, you need a vibrator." <BR/><BR/>And then I turned some scary shade of deep purply red and I don't remember the rest of the conversation. ;) <BR/><BR/>(Loved this, HB.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-60980605211296389612008-08-15T23:31:00.000-04:002008-08-15T23:31:00.000-04:00Oh man, Heather! I think we're twins separated at ...Oh man, Heather! I think we're twins separated at birth only I was born a few (very few) years ahead of you:) Love this post!Mary Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14236441806234261588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-20786738421702550052008-08-15T21:06:00.000-04:002008-08-15T21:06:00.000-04:00Balls and porn, perhaps I should have these words ...Balls and porn, perhaps I should have these words made into t-shirts for my kids. I'm not sure which one will wear which, but since I have 3 kids, perhaps one is doomed to wear one that says "Suze Orman says to invest in balls and porn".Anissa Mayhewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01637783862251849189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-73290001275241563952008-08-15T20:40:00.001-04:002008-08-15T20:40:00.001-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11127692699186571544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-40022677785349028122008-08-15T20:40:00.000-04:002008-08-15T20:40:00.000-04:00oh, HeatherB...i kinda want to make out with you r...oh, HeatherB...i kinda want to make out with you right now.<BR/><BR/>:)Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11127692699186571544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-80933210170074298352008-08-15T20:24:00.000-04:002008-08-15T20:24:00.000-04:00Oh gosh. I say stuff like that in front of my mom ...Oh gosh. I say stuff like that in front of my mom just because I think it's funny to see her reaction. Of course she lets some stuff slide from her lips that I can't believe has come from my mother too.<BR/><BR/>balls and porn.<BR/><BR/>Suze Orman is too hard-core for me. Heh heh. I said hard-core.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01979925607834752536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-52822082085412660132008-08-15T20:11:00.000-04:002008-08-15T20:11:00.000-04:00Balls and Porn. I read that without hearing a repe...Balls and Porn. I read that without hearing a repetitive slapping sound, if you know what I'm talking about and I think that you do.<BR/><BR/>Slap slap slap slap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-43445731575308672742008-08-15T18:47:00.000-04:002008-08-15T18:47:00.000-04:00Baby steps, indeed. I can say all the bad words (...Baby steps, indeed. I can say all the bad words (yes, ALL of them) in front of my mother, but it didn't happen overnight, let me tell you. You've got to WORK at these things, and sometimes, it takes years. Don't give up, Heather, you'll get there.Jezerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07342441899854569351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-50674413828217403832008-08-15T18:22:00.000-04:002008-08-15T18:22:00.000-04:00I laughed til snot came out of my nose. Your desc...I laughed til snot came out of my nose. Your description of your mother? Oh my God, that's some funny right there.<BR/><BR/>If I said balls and porn in front of my mom, she'd give me a glare and then go yell at my dad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-67481379958998755082008-08-15T17:53:00.000-04:002008-08-15T17:53:00.000-04:00OMG. I f'n love you. Hilarious to read because ju...OMG. I f'n love you. <BR/><BR/>Hilarious to read because just last night I had to bring up the topic of sex while sitting at a table eating enchiladas and drinking sangria with my mother. It was a very very quick sentence...I'm still hoping I don't have to go back to that topic anytime soon with her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-67327202869641993972008-08-15T17:45:00.000-04:002008-08-15T17:45:00.000-04:00There is not a single word I would not feel comfor...There is not a single word I would not feel comfortable saying around my mom. She's where I got my potty mouth. I COME BY IT HONESTLY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-59191797408160369542008-08-15T17:09:00.000-04:002008-08-15T17:09:00.000-04:00Hmmm I started saying motherfucker at twelve years...Hmmm I started saying motherfucker at twelve years old just to piss my mom off. Because I'm a Taurus and I do things just because I'm told not too. Balls is an easy one, but I'm not sure I want to touch the porn one with a ten inch pole...hahahaha..because I don't want to have that discussion with my mom. Ewwwww.Issahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11309906249557761472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-47712700862692218822008-08-15T17:03:00.000-04:002008-08-15T17:03:00.000-04:00For me, the most empowering word to say is Motherf...For me, the most empowering word to say is Motherfucker. I have no idea why, or what that says about me, but goodness, how I love that word. But, yeah, I could never say that in front of my mom. But balls and porn? no problem. I'm a Cancer/Leo cusp so I think that means I'm a bit screwed up---half "run (sideways) and hide!" and half "you talkin' to me motherfucker?"Fairly Odd Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11974404093257620566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-14189755228019537432008-08-15T16:49:00.000-04:002008-08-15T16:49:00.000-04:00When you do finally scour up the courage to say Ba...When you do finally scour up the courage to say Balls and Porn to your mom, do us a favor and have a camera handy. I don't care if you take a photo of your face or hers because I am sure that they both will be priceless!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05247443626425489882noreply@blogger.com