tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post7433794536474944157..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: Addendum To Vulva (Or, 'Once You Start Talking About It, You Just Can't Stop')Her Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-60969415778444001042007-10-31T09:16:00.001-04:002007-10-31T09:16:00.001-04:00No WAY! What's on the next page!? A purple tower? ...No WAY! What's on the next page!? A purple tower? I hope there's a little lesson on protection in there. Maybe some faceless hands rolling a carry bag onto a folded playpen. LOL<BR/>RozDig it Forwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14240582290341685442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-71204245983357129762007-10-31T09:16:00.000-04:002007-10-31T09:16:00.000-04:00No WAY! What's on the next page!? A purple tower? ...No WAY! What's on the next page!? A purple tower? I hope there's a little lesson on protection in there. Maybe some faceless hands rolling a carry bag onto a folded playpen. LOL<BR/>RozDig it Forwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14240582290341685442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-91560462946038084882007-10-29T22:21:00.000-04:002007-10-29T22:21:00.000-04:00One day a much older Wonderbaby is going to have a...One day a much older Wonderbaby is going to have an epiphany, smack herself in the forehead and say, "Flower imagery? Fire truck # 69? Dear God, my mother was reading me erotica!"<BR/><BR/>Depending on her age at the time of the epiphany, she will either be horrified or think you are the coolest mother evah.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00567374243896229606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-2615693839449989552007-10-29T22:20:00.000-04:002007-10-29T22:20:00.000-04:00ooooh--how NAUGHTY.ooooh--how NAUGHTY.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04662448292809451387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-59942205839574790822007-10-29T21:05:00.000-04:002007-10-29T21:05:00.000-04:00#69 fire truck to put out the flaming vulvic lily....#69 fire truck to put out the flaming vulvic lily...I think I just peed myself.Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-33009540159814677402007-10-29T17:45:00.000-04:002007-10-29T17:45:00.000-04:00You can find the book here: http://www.amazon.com/...You can find the book here: http://www.amazon.com/Baby-Einstein-Windows-Color/dp/0786851309/ref=sr_1_1/002-0888059-6968845?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1193694240&sr=8-1Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-45228199988916117932007-10-29T16:29:00.000-04:002007-10-29T16:29:00.000-04:00Brings whole new meaning to the phrase, "Gorillas ...Brings whole new meaning to the phrase, "Gorillas in the Mist."<BR/><BR/>...and now for a post on the finer points of lube?OhTheJoyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05031731198115388411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-60530382730303888162007-10-29T14:24:00.000-04:002007-10-29T14:24:00.000-04:00Okay, now, that HAS to be intentional. Who did th...Okay, now, that HAS to be intentional. Who did they hire to write this one? At least it is amusing for you and (hopefully) goes over her head.Candace Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05888447703056321730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-83439733288941395502007-10-29T14:23:00.000-04:002007-10-29T14:23:00.000-04:00See Bossy die. From laughing.See Bossy die. From laughing.BOSSYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12137297805742498961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-16275929926385138672007-10-29T14:09:00.000-04:002007-10-29T14:09:00.000-04:00Where the hell did you buy this book HBM? WTF? Now...Where the hell did you buy this book HBM? WTF? <BR/><BR/>Now I have to scour every single book of Carter's to see what naughty stuff is lurking in there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-10819840804119034742007-10-29T13:54:00.000-04:002007-10-29T13:54:00.000-04:00hilarious--I've gotta get a copy of that book, if ...hilarious--I've gotta get a copy of that book, if only to pretend to not notice someday when my grown son points it out. 69 in a kids book-- that's just too funny.Lisa Dunickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08530026652363687161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-90457329825013725702007-10-29T13:23:00.000-04:002007-10-29T13:23:00.000-04:00"Why are you laughing so loud mommy?" says Lilah. ..."Why are you laughing so loud mommy?" says Lilah. Hilarious!! Now I have to buy that book.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-91545077999826469102007-10-29T13:21:00.000-04:002007-10-29T13:21:00.000-04:00Thanks for the Earl Grey tip. Candied ginger (pac...Thanks for the Earl Grey tip. Candied ginger (packaged like dried fruit) at Trader Joe's is saving my life right now.Lady Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13360693450146358247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-13949329767965423702007-10-29T11:00:00.000-04:002007-10-29T11:00:00.000-04:00hey catherine the hunky fireman riding in the hot ...hey catherine the hunky fireman riding in the hot cherry red truck can quell my flaming red-hot lilly er vulva via 69...hahahahhhh there is no way that stuff in that baby einstein book is not deliberate.LAVANDULAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-61368097189550812682007-10-29T07:17:00.000-04:002007-10-29T07:17:00.000-04:00Damn, I love Goodnight Gorilla too...I'll never se...Damn, I love Goodnight Gorilla too...<BR/><BR/>I'll never see it the same way again...<BR/><BR/><BR/>I have to get that book you are talking about though...I've never seen it...and I want to meet the creative director of THAT project.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-61181382629864795632007-10-28T23:31:00.000-04:002007-10-28T23:31:00.000-04:00you know those crazy people at baby einstein were ...you know those crazy people at baby einstein were just giggling away as they put the book together. That could not possibly an accidentpainted maypolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446625015003854710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-55807983890590847092007-10-28T22:05:00.000-04:002007-10-28T22:05:00.000-04:00I'm coming out now and saying that I love you for ...I'm coming out now and saying that I love you for the tea suggestion.<BR/>(I'm puking my brains out. Bah!)<BR/><BR/>Love that the fire engine is #69. Not so subtle!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-60642548108896332342007-10-28T22:00:00.000-04:002007-10-28T22:00:00.000-04:00This is a riot. I'm wheezing in the office (where ...This is a riot. I'm wheezing in the office (where I'm supposed to be working) because I'm smothering myself trying not to laugh too loud and wake the kids. Heaven forbid I should have to explain why! We did not go with the full names yet, btw. I read an OTJ post to my husband and he said, "That's it - we'll go with 'gina and we'll just add the va later when they're older." Works for me.SMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17986540464794429363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-54636032439550603192007-10-28T21:54:00.000-04:002007-10-28T21:54:00.000-04:00This just makes me want to buy the book to search ...This just makes me want to buy the book to search for more on the pages.<BR/><BR/>In related Baby Einstein shocking news... has anyone noticed on the video about water (Baby Neptune, I think) that when the little girl says, "Ocean!" it TOTALLY sounds like she's saying "Oh Shit!"<BR/><BR/>Or is it just me?Lotus (Sarcastic Mom)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12134071384977426326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-81118765918898510082007-10-28T19:37:00.000-04:002007-10-28T19:37:00.000-04:00Oh god. It gets worse. Okay, now I KNOW the people...Oh god. It gets worse. Okay, now I KNOW the people responsible are in fits of giggles that they managed to get that past everybody.kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-53488219336562322122007-10-28T19:14:00.000-04:002007-10-28T19:14:00.000-04:00Wow.I too am wondering about the coincidence vs. s...Wow.<BR/><BR/>I too am wondering about the coincidence vs. subversion possibilities.Mousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14704189465052882543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-90455514719694885302007-10-28T18:26:00.000-04:002007-10-28T18:26:00.000-04:00Oh BWAHAHAHAHAHA how deliberate versus how subcons...Oh BWAHAHAHAHAHA how deliberate versus how subconscious? I often appreciate/despite adult-oriented humor in kid-themed things, but most of it is obvious and deliberate. That? I wonder. LOL<BR/><BR/>And I'm going to follow that link, fan of O'Keefe that I am. ;)<BR/><BR/>Julie<BR/><A HREF="http://theartfulflower.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Using My Words</A>Julie Pipperthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03169574697104642479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-55390819709216979762007-10-28T15:47:00.000-04:002007-10-28T15:47:00.000-04:00Nothing says a beautiful Sunday afternoon and stor...Nothing says a beautiful Sunday afternoon and story time with your kids quite like fiery vulva flowers and the number 69 (on a firetruck no less - important when you consider the <I>firefighters</I> who may be putting out the flames of those burning vulvas. Ah, yes.)<BR/><BR/>Really, who needs the spiritual enlightenment of organized religion when you've got that, right? :)b*babblerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17494191160073990465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-16616245578019841322007-10-28T14:03:00.000-04:002007-10-28T14:03:00.000-04:00Hehe. Now my day is complete. :)Hehe. Now my day is complete. :)Beahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15957626443087438904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-38863904030705795202007-10-28T13:26:00.000-04:002007-10-28T13:26:00.000-04:00NASTY.NASTY.Beckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13953517447164263617noreply@blogger.com