tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post7117633611431469325..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: Write Like A WomanHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-8432031039543882212008-09-16T00:46:00.000-04:002008-09-16T00:46:00.000-04:00Oog. I dunno. Sounded pretty manly to me. See: ...Oog. I dunno. Sounded pretty manly to me. See: Derrida.<BR/><BR/>My vagi-gi just isn't my best writing instrument. For that I use my brain.Frog and Toadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06377542172335502858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-6258572324887402482008-08-14T17:16:00.000-04:002008-08-14T17:16:00.000-04:00I was going to say something (I think it rhymed wi...I was going to say something (I think it rhymed with "vessel") but now the room is sorta spinning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-20981375427579817402008-08-14T01:35:00.000-04:002008-08-14T01:35:00.000-04:00You had me at "vagina is the vessel for the penis"...You had me at "vagina is the vessel for the penis". I don't know whether to smack you or go find my vibrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-88142313108672009102008-08-13T11:25:00.000-04:002008-08-13T11:25:00.000-04:00man, now my pu- i mean my vagaina hurts. thanks.man, now my pu- i mean my vagaina hurts. thanks.greezus chrusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18215823760239143717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-56241772011061628002008-08-13T11:08:00.000-04:002008-08-13T11:08:00.000-04:00well damn i had some witty ditty composed in my um...well damn i had some witty ditty composed in my um head but read others comments first and like forgot? something about eels liking to hide in caverns....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-72127401065524084172008-08-13T10:51:00.000-04:002008-08-13T10:51:00.000-04:00Dude, must not make me over think it.In the end, t...Dude, must not make me over think it.<BR/><BR/>In the end, they're just words, right? Let's put some together.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864631532886681402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-63610713211829320472008-08-13T09:30:00.000-04:002008-08-13T09:30:00.000-04:00Ok. You're not stoned and you're not crazy...you'r...Ok. You're not stoned and you're not crazy...you're on acid. Thus the trippy girl with the flowers.<BR/><BR/>And you know that pussy not only receives but gives life too. You forgot to mention that. Of course, it doesn't give life without first receiving something, does it? Ahhh, the circle of life...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-13779626044626328112008-08-13T00:01:00.000-04:002008-08-13T00:01:00.000-04:00Sorry, you lost me, I had to run off and Google "W...Sorry, you lost me, I had to run off and Google "WTF is foreplay?" <BR/><BR/>Seriously, your hidden genius is peeking out from under your skirt, man.Anissa Mayhewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01637783862251849189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-65187571905980389852008-08-12T22:27:00.000-04:002008-08-12T22:27:00.000-04:00After reading that I kind of can't decide if I wan...After reading that I kind of can't decide if I want to think about this seriously or just go have some sex. I'm not really sure what that says about me or my writing style.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-82738059838308778452008-08-12T19:25:00.000-04:002008-08-12T19:25:00.000-04:00Helene Cixous R Us. And if the Matron wasn't so b...Helene Cixous R Us. And if the Matron wasn't so busy, all vessel-like, she'd learn how in the hell to put in those accents on Helene. But technology sort of looks like penis, doesn't it? Just a man thing and I'm here, sitting back, observing.Minnesota Matronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16565431067927240183noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-46116467098763806792008-08-12T17:16:00.000-04:002008-08-12T17:16:00.000-04:00ooooooooooohhhhh!Schmutzie and BHJ, sitting in a t...ooooooooooohhhhh!<BR/><BR/>Schmutzie and BHJ, sitting in a tree...<BR/><BR/>('Cause, yeah, I'm mature like that.)Velmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06425566563311066790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-32925335579775099092008-08-12T17:14:00.000-04:002008-08-12T17:14:00.000-04:00Shit..I suck because i write like I have a penis.....Shit..I suck because i write like I have a penis...shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-13104010023859400682008-08-12T16:53:00.000-04:002008-08-12T16:53:00.000-04:00I can't decided if I like you or hate you. I must...I can't decided if I like you or hate you. I must be in love.Elan Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03023867307505601913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-22254635275496493952008-08-12T16:38:00.000-04:002008-08-12T16:38:00.000-04:00So you're like a legitimate blogger? (There’s an ...So you're like a legitimate blogger? (There’s an interesting term, legitimate blogger, hmm.) The first time I clicked over to your site from a comment on Sweet|Salty, your blog title freaked me the fuck out and I was sure it was some kind of nasty prank. This is a pleasant surprise.Steph(anie)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01345590378662641435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-11289801820111612592008-08-12T15:44:00.000-04:002008-08-12T15:44:00.000-04:00great job, you passive receiver, you.Hello, Her Ba...great job, you passive receiver, you.<BR/><BR/>Hello, Her Bad Mother.cheatymoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328903955238115971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-66026865563657116082008-08-12T15:33:00.000-04:002008-08-12T15:33:00.000-04:00Wise words BHJ. I will meditate on this and, after...Wise words BHJ. I will meditate on this and, after consumed with fire and dust, arise again as a new being. What's that, "Shut up and write?" Oh, yeah...ok...<BR/><BR/>leaves are falling into my living room. It must be the tree outside, having slammed a whole in the roof. What a crazy sight.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06210242035633873063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-73544634429558844202008-08-12T15:05:00.000-04:002008-08-12T15:05:00.000-04:00IDLI.Not cutting you any slack from over here.IDLI.<BR/><BR/>Not cutting you any slack from over here.Sasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13697836741843809088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-75977637748957703882008-08-12T14:09:00.000-04:002008-08-12T14:09:00.000-04:00True dat, Black Hockey Jesus. Word.Oh.. and I feel...True dat, Black Hockey Jesus. Word.<BR/><BR/>Oh.. and I feel no need to be nice 'just in case'.. I know the REAL Jesus, and you ain't him! ;-pChurchPunkMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06935370275930996701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-60857360843879905102008-08-12T14:05:00.000-04:002008-08-12T14:05:00.000-04:00You're a riot. Sometimes I feel like writing just ...You're a riot. Sometimes I feel like writing just so, but something proper in me prevents me from doing it. I've been made to civilized, is suppose. I will give it a try and see how far it takes me. You're pretty daring.Irenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05043376053971475659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-47279981411722912392008-08-12T13:52:00.000-04:002008-08-12T13:52:00.000-04:00Na-uh. Not OK to be a pussy, even when you have on...Na-uh. Not OK to be a pussy, even when you have one.<BR/>Skip the foreplay anytime, got my own imagination thanks, what I need is your penis.Baby in the Cityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01167558214100594817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-12796550681325090342008-08-12T12:35:00.000-04:002008-08-12T12:35:00.000-04:00Well put, BHJ. I think your words are true, especi...Well put, BHJ. I think your words are true, especially given that you (and I, and all daddy bloggers for that matter) are writing in a genre that is dominated by females. We men have to be more than our usual dumb selves to trick them into reading! Heh. Nice post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-85547608807721453502008-08-12T12:32:00.000-04:002008-08-12T12:32:00.000-04:00While on the one hand I loathe sweeping generaliza...While on the one hand I loathe sweeping generalizations, on the other hand you're completely spot on.<BR/><BR/>Let's all join hands, close our eyes, sway a little and chant, "I am the vessel; I am the orifice; I am the pussy," shall we?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-73247216537617203362008-08-12T11:58:00.000-04:002008-08-12T11:58:00.000-04:00I think I get what you're saying. Maybe. Kind of...I think I get what you're saying. Maybe. Kind of. <BR/><BR/>Like, don't spoon feed what you want to say, just kind of hold the spoon out there with mysterious shit on it and wait to see what people think and say.<BR/><BR/>Because you want people to interpret things on their own...<BR/><BR/>Kind of like Sopranos?Rheahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11027061380778030388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-2702352465808003752008-08-12T11:46:00.000-04:002008-08-12T11:46:00.000-04:00After reading this, I feel like I won't be needing...After reading this, I feel like I won't be needing my usual caffeine pick me up today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-6151352437074510482008-08-12T11:40:00.000-04:002008-08-12T11:40:00.000-04:00Rimbaud! Nice, you arrogant, stoned pussy.Rimbaud! Nice, you arrogant, stoned pussy.Whithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14818211552756821661noreply@blogger.com