tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post6971512047366714656..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: If Your Child Farts In A Forest, And You Laugh, Will Anybody Hear It And Judge You?Her Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-27106396331132948502008-02-18T16:06:00.000-05:002008-02-18T16:06:00.000-05:00I never knew how I would revert back to juvinile g...I never knew how I would revert back to juvinile giggles whenever my son makes noises like that!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-2568060604830078622008-02-10T22:40:00.000-05:002008-02-10T22:40:00.000-05:00Once when I was subbing at a high school, the clas...Once when I was subbing at a high school, the class was supposed to be quietly reading, which they were, and toward the end of the class period, one kid ripped one and of course they all laughed. My inner priss reared her ugly head, chastising them with "Oh, come on! What are you guys in like 3rd grade?" The farter just looked at me and shook his head, saying "No, but that's ALWAYS going to be funny." And he was right. It always will. And it's even funnier when a sweet, toddler voice says "I make a noise out my bum!"Mrs. Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17730747441676219265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-13825558344821480342008-02-10T00:47:00.000-05:002008-02-10T00:47:00.000-05:00I'm laughing.I'm laughing.Liz Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09469435277058701080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-2128137757345160482008-02-08T20:23:00.000-05:002008-02-08T20:23:00.000-05:00Oh, I hear you. My husband has taught the Kraken ...Oh, I hear you. My husband has taught the Kraken to shout "Sayonara SUCKAS!" instead of "good night" when we have people over on Sunday evenings. I laugh out loud. Every time. Even though I know I shouldn't encourage either one of them.Suburban Gorgonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11921120489357475543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-70841464191854821432008-02-08T13:51:00.000-05:002008-02-08T13:51:00.000-05:00LMMFAO...Love it!LMMFAO...<BR/><BR/>Love it!MJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01548770890796777862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-86739511548404485582008-02-08T09:39:00.000-05:002008-02-08T09:39:00.000-05:00No shame in that. I laugh at farts/fart jokes/etc...No shame in that. I laugh at farts/fart jokes/etc., too. If we all grew up cultures, nobody would be funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-18787038927779636842008-02-08T08:45:00.000-05:002008-02-08T08:45:00.000-05:00Let there be farts...it's true that the only time ...Let there be farts...it's true that the only time they aren't funny is when they truly smell. I, of course, don't fart (excuse me, hmm, hmm) but the rest of the Balcony Family does and, well, there's no stopping the giggles. I love how people are either truly mortified by their own gas or they just shrug. Great post.Balcony Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04504821384912015425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-51158496918041544952008-02-07T13:31:00.000-05:002008-02-07T13:31:00.000-05:00oh my god.. I'm still laughing. Hilarious.oh my god.. I'm still laughing. Hilarious.Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08407410702230069236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-39279695508248506182008-02-07T13:05:00.000-05:002008-02-07T13:05:00.000-05:00Farts are funny! We have been teaching our son to ...Farts are funny! We have been teaching our son to laugh at toots since he was born. We's classy folk...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-61863573869739570082008-02-06T22:40:00.000-05:002008-02-06T22:40:00.000-05:00I have that exact poster over my computer.I have that exact poster over my computer.The Super Bongohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01556951103999828245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-18694446961973666152008-02-06T21:57:00.000-05:002008-02-06T21:57:00.000-05:00I constantly make noises out my bum and we all fin...I constantly make noises out my bum and we all find it funny. I am juvenile and cultured children are lame. WB rocks. You do too. Hope you got the latte stain out of your clothes.Jennifer Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14742261433220551931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-54587668925237026782008-02-06T14:07:00.000-05:002008-02-06T14:07:00.000-05:00*sigh* She might as well learn right away that fa...*sigh* She might as well learn right away that farts? ALWAYS funny. Especially in public.Animalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14011608269211715910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-75211826652680241932008-02-06T13:52:00.000-05:002008-02-06T13:52:00.000-05:00Oh sure you can. Just make sure she raises her pi...Oh sure you can. Just make sure she raises her pinky finger when she's drinking coffee. It makes up for the farting. ;-)TSintheChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921083603967329926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-58744545219838038862008-02-06T13:07:00.000-05:002008-02-06T13:07:00.000-05:00Bossy's sister-in-law was in a bathroom stall with...Bossy's sister-in-law was in a bathroom stall with her daughter and the daughter heard farting from an adjacent stall and began, "Mommy - you farted! You farted Mommy!" -- wasn't as funny with the tables turned. Not to mention the whole False Identity thing.BOSSYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12137297805742498961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-48697154311625222762008-02-06T12:15:00.000-05:002008-02-06T12:15:00.000-05:00Believe me, you are the height of sophistication c...Believe me, you are the height of sophistication compared to us. I may have to provide video evidence.<BR/><BR/>(and thanks for helping me bounce the baby - laughing is a great way to bounce!)Julie Marshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05386446012443269817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-17953023562593899352008-02-06T09:50:00.000-05:002008-02-06T09:50:00.000-05:00oh damn thats funny!thanks HBM for the laughs...an...oh damn thats funny!thanks HBM for the laughs...and i'm sure that the old ladies at the next table were trying their hardest not to laugh also...farts are very funny around here.especially when you are out and 3 year old says loudly mommy that wasn't me!that was you being a farty butt! and people look....LAVANDULAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-41297081814255875292008-02-06T09:25:00.000-05:002008-02-06T09:25:00.000-05:00Too too funny...just loved it. I don't think it wo...Too too funny...just loved it. I don't think it would be possible not to laugh. I know that coffee would have come out of my nose had this happened to me.Karla Zamora, Digital Analysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06505957478431304863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-43623040582315992362008-02-06T07:43:00.000-05:002008-02-06T07:43:00.000-05:00that picture is way too hilarious with the ape!my ...that picture is way too hilarious with the ape!<BR/><BR/>my 3 year old son enters a room, farts, and says "excuse me!" at the top of his lungs before exiting<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://runningonempty-christine.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Running on empty</A>Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04662448292809451387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-60768180428871553452008-02-05T22:52:00.001-05:002008-02-05T22:52:00.001-05:00My 3 year old daughter farted the other day, loudl...My 3 year old daughter farted the other day, loudly, and so we told her to say "excuse me." She looked at us with a puzzled expression and said, "But it was on-yee my butt."<BR/><BR/>Because apparently "excuse me" is only for burps... not your butt. :)Ms. Huis Herselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10965333243525156916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-38226323031155087782008-02-05T22:52:00.000-05:002008-02-05T22:52:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Ms. Huis Herselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10965333243525156916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-53352723408342970082008-02-05T20:55:00.000-05:002008-02-05T20:55:00.000-05:00If it helps any, my 5 year old came up with the te...If it helps any, my 5 year old came up with the term "tushy burps" when she was about 2-1/2. It made me giggle then, and now that she's taught it to the 2 year old twins, it makes me laugh even harder. I was proud that we were cultured enough to not teach her "fart"!MultiplesMommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03053815006106515167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-82921151070711830702008-02-05T18:51:00.000-05:002008-02-05T18:51:00.000-05:00The problem is that it is funny. I'm cracking up ...The problem is that it is funny. I'm cracking up over here. <BR/><BR/>Love the picture by the way.Phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10780589302319316351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-64138855479599344572008-02-05T16:13:00.000-05:002008-02-05T16:13:00.000-05:00Oh my. This had me laughing out loud. Thanks to ...Oh my. This had me laughing out loud. <BR/><BR/>Thanks to you and WonderBaby for the giggles!clueless but hopeful mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11011524864788495788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-51537902052927542912008-02-05T15:31:00.000-05:002008-02-05T15:31:00.000-05:00This was indeed very funny. Thanks for the laugh. ...This was indeed very funny. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it! <BR/><BR/>And I thought what julie pippert shared was extremely funny as well! Ha!caramamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02327695885346537321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-43396084598809518772008-02-05T10:37:00.000-05:002008-02-05T10:37:00.000-05:00I agree. In our enlightened attempt to raise "cul...I agree. In our enlightened attempt to raise "cultured," sophisticated children, seizing each opportunity as teachable moments, we might be losing the silly spontaneity of childhood. <BR/><BR/>Sadly, they grow too quickly. These moments, with all their public flatulence, are to be treasured and simply enjoyed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com