tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post5350029124288674727..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: I See Dead PeopleHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-11542191477961434442008-08-20T22:31:00.000-04:002008-08-20T22:31:00.000-04:00OMG, hysterical! And thank you so much for lowerin...OMG, hysterical! And thank you so much for lowering my chances of finding a dead body in a bathroom.<BR/><BR/>The problem is MY fear that keeps me slinking slowly into bathrooms and check the floors under every stall is that there are bugs that will scuttle close to me when I'm on a toilet. My phobia of bugs means I will FLIP OUT if this happens. But the chances of finding bugs in a bathroom (especially when I work in the basement of an old government building) is high even if I write about it.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and the freaky stall-killers, like in that Scream movie? I do worry about that too.caramamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02327695885346537321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-63548885996358555272008-08-20T16:44:00.000-04:002008-08-20T16:44:00.000-04:00Most accidents at home happen in the bathroom. Ju...Most accidents at home happen in the bathroom. Just sayin'.imaginary binkyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17201098158165803056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-24096207455828360112008-08-17T16:56:00.000-04:002008-08-17T16:56:00.000-04:00If you're in a public bathroom, wouldn't the stall...If you're in a public bathroom, wouldn't the stalls containing the dead people be locked? So you wouldn't really discover them, right? Unless they were already starting to rot and stink up the place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-84408250785343748532008-08-16T11:28:00.000-04:002008-08-16T11:28:00.000-04:00You never really forget your first corpse do you?M...You never really forget your first corpse do you?<BR/><BR/>My sister and I were at the Charles de'something airport on a 4 hour layover. We spent most of it staring at this really pale, goth (french?) girl slumped in her chair. People came and went. Sat next to her, ate food, left. And she NEVER MOVED. Finally, some folks in blue jumpsuits casually came, put her on a stretcher and took her away.<BR/><BR/>My sister and I were high fiving each other like, "Yes! I knew she was dead!". Then awkward silence.Mom O Matichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663817788501199975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-84444400526693481922008-08-16T00:48:00.000-04:002008-08-16T00:48:00.000-04:00It's weird to think that now there are 70, no, 71 ...It's weird to think that now there are 70, no, 71 people who will think of you every time they enter a public toilet. Nice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-27110176878806074222008-08-15T22:27:00.000-04:002008-08-15T22:27:00.000-04:00I've always had a fear of happening upon a dead bo...I've always had a fear of happening upon a dead body in the post office. Honestly, doesn't a post office seem like a reasonable place to find a dead body?simplypinkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12509534412676772222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-5478026431155456692008-08-15T15:29:00.000-04:002008-08-15T15:29:00.000-04:00Now I am going to be all freaked out any time I wa...Now I am going to be all freaked out any time I walk into a public restroom. Thanks! :-)Brandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219562593890122880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-87869146556311060212008-08-15T11:41:00.000-04:002008-08-15T11:41:00.000-04:00so when i was 20 i was with a friend and she wante...so when i was 20 i was with a friend and she wanted to borrow some money from this older creepy scary guy she knew so we all drove to his place and when we knocked on door and he didn't answer we went inside and he was dead on the floor it was gross we are talking maggots people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-78273959660436807332008-08-15T11:05:00.000-04:002008-08-15T11:05:00.000-04:00I'm just commenting because I figure if I actually...I'm just commenting because I figure if I actually COMMENT on a post about finding dead bodies on the toilet instead of just reading it, then the odds are even better that it won't really happen.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for caring enough to post this, Jenny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-61317399739838936642008-08-15T11:01:00.000-04:002008-08-15T11:01:00.000-04:00If there's a corpse upstairs too then I'd say you ...If there's a corpse upstairs too then I'd say you have more important things to worry about than peeing. Like maybe the fact that there's a bathroom serial killer in your building. At that point no one would blame you for peeing on yourself. They'd probably still laugh though.Jenny, the Bloggesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13718481135182612620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-10337324322648140712008-08-15T08:54:00.000-04:002008-08-15T08:54:00.000-04:00Oh my god, that's eerily similar to my thoughts up...Oh my god, that's eerily similar to my thoughts upon entering the washroom at work... there's a single stall at the end of the row of urinals, and it's designed in such a way that it's nigh-impossible to tell if anyone is already in there. I wander over casually, extend my index finger, and slowly push the door inward.<BR/><BR/>Every time I think to myself "I don't care if someone is in there, as long as they're alive." <BR/><BR/>What's the protocol if you REALLY have to go but there's a dead dude on the toilet? Are the cops going to be suspicious if you leave, head to the bathroom upstairs to do your business, THEN wander back down to call security? What if there's a corpse upstairs too?(slightly) less cynicalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09888730497113293274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-75710155645820467182008-08-15T07:17:00.000-04:002008-08-15T07:17:00.000-04:00My uncle, who is a funeral director, went to a mor...My uncle, who is a funeral director, went to a mortician's conference one year and actually <B>did</B> find a dead body on the toilet in the hotel bathroom. <BR/><BR/>I can't think of anything more appropriate.NGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14129806787655566395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-8965556065029121502008-08-15T01:05:00.000-04:002008-08-15T01:05:00.000-04:00Notice to anyone who finds ME dead in MY bathroom:...Notice to anyone who finds ME dead in MY bathroom:<BR/><BR/>I don't appreciate what you just did! Especially since you could just as easily found me alive there. Just for that, I am removing you from my will.<BR/><BR/>Now you all know why I'm not leaving anything to my wife and family. They could have just left my body to rot in there, but NO, someone just had to go and get diarrhea.TX972https://www.blogger.com/profile/04019821786779373640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-29040352121258975112008-08-15T00:50:00.000-04:002008-08-15T00:50:00.000-04:00I am now afraid to go the bathroom! I was always a...I am now afraid to go the bathroom! I was always afraid of someone (alive) being in the bathroom. I always check by the curtain.... even in my own house. And if there is a closest in the bathroom, I just have to peek to make sure.<BR/><BR/>Somewhat unrelated, I did dress up as Anita Brake (I need a Break) for Halloween... Her story was that she worked herself to death. I ruined a great suit for that costume but it was a big hit. Kinda goes with your DJ Friend's story.<BR/><BR/>Jenny, you rock.TxGambithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00752540661719905305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-56912121725788451392008-08-14T23:57:00.000-04:002008-08-14T23:57:00.000-04:00CaraBee made me bust out laughing because I just ...CaraBee made me bust out laughing because I just made a post about snakes making a home in home in my nether regions after a verrrryyyy unfortunate experience with a composting toilet along a deserted stretch of highway at night on a road trip. I'm surprised I didn't find a dead body on the toilet in there.<BR/><BR/>Thanks Jenny for lowering the chances of me finding a corpse on the potty. You must really love me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-10564170186354495322008-08-14T21:14:00.000-04:002008-08-14T21:14:00.000-04:00I would say not hanging out with crazy overdosing ...I would say not hanging out with crazy overdosing rock stars would also help your chances of avoiding this unfortunate turn of events. After all, that is where they found Elvis... Oh, and maybe avoid white sparkly jumpsuits, just in case.kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-8476253287145094342008-08-14T20:57:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:57:00.000-04:00Wow, you totally kicked guest posting ass. So ok t...Wow, you totally kicked guest posting ass. So ok then. No pressure for me though. NONE AT ALL.<BR/><BR/>Off to drink myself into a stupor.Heather B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07931351971982028473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-27103943939107947462008-08-14T20:05:00.000-04:002008-08-14T20:05:00.000-04:00Ok, I've read one too many Stephen King books abou...Ok, I've read one too many Stephen King books about dead bodies sitting on the toilet, possessing cars and birds, all about the birds! Now I'm officially creeped out. THANKS.Anissa Mayhewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01637783862251849189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-37589372280903897812008-08-14T19:47:00.000-04:002008-08-14T19:47:00.000-04:00EVERY SINGLE TIME I go to the bathroom, I worry th...EVERY SINGLE TIME I go to the bathroom, I worry that a snake will come up through the pipes and either crawl up my ass or ladyparts or will bite me, fatally. So every time I go to the bathroom I look down between my legs about 10 times, perched at the ready in case I see any sign of a toilet pipe dwelling killer snake. Bet that makes your dead body fear seem normal.CaraBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04614627167922944626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-31941094128635484412008-08-14T19:09:00.000-04:002008-08-14T19:09:00.000-04:00I have 2 fears that I would rather no one know abo...I have 2 fears that I would rather no one know about. However, it would beg the question why am I putting it on the Internet? Ah, no one reads this stuff, right? <BR/><BR/>Both of my fears have come from movies which means I am either easily brainwashed or should stop watching movies. I am scared to use the bathrooms at the movie theater. I am find in other restrooms, except for the smell. This came from the scene in Copycat where Harry Connick, Jr tries to strangle Sigourney Weaver in the public bathroom that was not in a movie theater. I don't get the connection, either, but there you have it. <BR/><BR/>The second fear comes from Four Rooms. I am very afraid that I am going to find a dead hooker in my hotel room. I guess to avoid this I should stay away from hotels that hookers would frequent and end up dead in. I am sure they are easy to spot.<BR/><BR/>Hope you feel better about your fears and know that you are not alone in the weird bathroom/hotel fear arena.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-61870758303716933242008-08-14T18:51:00.000-04:002008-08-14T18:51:00.000-04:00If a guy died at the urinal, would he come back as...If a guy died at the urinal, would he come back as a zom-pee? Thanks, I'm here all week.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-34230965668717144402008-08-14T18:32:00.000-04:002008-08-14T18:32:00.000-04:00If it can work for you and the dead-dude-on-the-po...If it can work for you and the dead-dude-on-the-potty thing, I can't pass up this opportunity.<BR/><BR/>I am commenting because I think it will make it less likely that I will find the Boogey Man under my bed. This means I can stop leaping from the doorway of my bedroom onto my bed, which hurts a lot more now that we got that really high footboard, and I sometimes don't gauge the height correctly.califmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10221199345482393180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-46563307523239218142008-08-14T18:31:00.000-04:002008-08-14T18:31:00.000-04:00I'm not afraid of discovering a Corpse on the Comm...I'm not afraid of discovering a Corpse on the Commode (hey, now there’s great band name), I'm more afraid of <I>becoming</I> that corpse. Ever since watching the movie <I>Big Fish</I>, in which the central character, Edward Bloom, tells of the time he met a witch in the woods who was known for her ability to show people their deaths in the reflection of her glass eye, and how one of his companions saw quite clearly, Expiration Upon Defecation, I have believed that my own end would come while seated, unceremoniously (is there any other way?) upon a toilet (most certainly a public one, to add to the posthumous embarrassment).<BR/><BR/>Thus far, my fear has been just barely held in check by the fact that I haven’t yet met a witch with a glass eye who might confirm my suspicion. Of course, I might be wrong. Maybe if I happened to stare in that glass eye I would see a completely different death – like being stabbed repeatedly by a crazed, one-eyed witch, for example. <BR/><BR/>That would be a relief.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-27513023872640588372008-08-14T18:11:00.000-04:002008-08-14T18:11:00.000-04:00OMG---Marinka, it is stictly forbidden to mention ...OMG---Marinka, it is stictly forbidden to mention Dulce de Leche and dead freezer corpse in the same sentence. Damn--now you've got me doing it!<BR/><BR/>And I had never before considered the possibility of finding a decaying body on the john, so thanks so much for that lovely image. Which luckily my husband has a MUCH higher chance of seeing in the flesh than me, since I read this post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-30267422344806580172008-08-14T17:54:00.000-04:002008-08-14T17:54:00.000-04:00Now I'm going to storm into public bathroom stalls...Now I'm going to storm into public bathroom stalls with full monty.<BR/><BR/>Can any of us really say we've lived unless we find a dead body on the potty?Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04455637064686856773noreply@blogger.com