tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post4422522778955354570..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: Requiem For A BoobHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger94125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-51207513866231569052009-06-09T13:28:28.258-04:002009-06-09T13:28:28.258-04:00This. Exact. Story. Is why I did the thing I said ...This. Exact. Story. Is why I did the thing I said I'd never do. <br /><br />I called the surgeon. <br /><br />He even sent me flowers afterward. You know, kind of like the best date ever...<br /><br />Well... I got there early, left sick, felt kind of lousy for days, he sent flowers. <br /><br />In the end, I had an epic rack. So it was just like every other date other than the rack.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-76852275137364727162009-06-09T01:54:34.774-04:002009-06-09T01:54:34.774-04:00It's amazing...the boobs thing. It works both ...It's amazing...the boobs thing. It works both ways. I had a relative tell me to pull up my shirt at a family function recently. My shirt was firmly in where it was supposed to be...shoulder seams straight! Yet Miss not even an A cup was offended that I might be not hiding my "still perky at almost forty J cups". Sorry, born with them, like them, and passed them on to my much thinner than I'll ever be daughter. You know what else? They're non functional. Not a drop of milk through two kids. Big, small, it's just like motherhood, somebody else is always telling you what to do with them. Do whatever you want. Make yourself happy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-86930581953211055462009-06-04T01:52:11.645-04:002009-06-04T01:52:11.645-04:00You make me laugh! The same thing happened to me ...You make me laugh! The same thing happened to me - I actually found a bra called the 'thank goodness it fits' bra (a padded training type number) which has since been discontinued....argh! I dread the day the two threadbare ones I have left finally give up on me and I have to go shopping again...pretty sad...but so is bra shopping :) ColleenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-35742152026862670292009-06-03T16:16:19.293-04:002009-06-03T16:16:19.293-04:00can you say wonderbra....that's the only thing...can you say wonderbra....that's the only thing making me feel somewhat like a sexy wanna beThe Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-37657166956208690692009-06-01T10:54:13.690-04:002009-06-01T10:54:13.690-04:00i, for one, have never wanted boobs. i'm quit...i, for one, have never wanted boobs. i'm quite happy with my size A. i can wear strapless dresses & tanks without feeling like i'm showing too much. that said, they are still like pancakes (albeit dollar-sized) after nursing 4 kids.mommymaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12406553107143068551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-57912964909540306412009-06-01T01:27:55.130-04:002009-06-01T01:27:55.130-04:00Wow! I thought I was the only one dealt the bad bo...Wow! I thought I was the only one dealt the bad boobs. Of course, it's not enough that they have always looked funny, they barely worked for their god-given purpose and gave me months of feeling like a failure.<br /><br />Just weaning too, so now the "mummy tummy" sticks out so much more. yet another reason to never stand naked in front of a mirror. <br />Glad to see from all of the comments that I'm not alone. I can only imagine what another kid might do to the poor girls.heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14510659334498355392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-15966106743050997972009-05-31T20:47:06.597-04:002009-05-31T20:47:06.597-04:00Yeah, I know all about deflated boobs. Mine were n...Yeah, I know all about deflated boobs. Mine were non-existent before kids, wondrous and luscious during pregnancy and lactation, and then...soggy old loaves of bread...Mary@Holy Mackerelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04026873878364041551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-76901052062771582112009-05-31T11:41:41.650-04:002009-05-31T11:41:41.650-04:00I really loved this post as it echoes what I feel ...I really loved this post as it echoes what I feel and have always felt about my own boobs. Well, I haven't had kids, but I know what's in store for me. The fact that my mother has a boob job speaks volumes about what I can expect over the years. <br /><br />I feel like now that I'm finally getting around to accepting my small boobs (it's taken me a good 15 years to accept that they ain't growin anymore), they are going to wither away once I turn my milk pump off. <br /><br />My sister, who has the exact same boobs as I do said it best after she stopped nursing, "I didn't think our boobs could get any smaller. Well, they can."Blueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14014949557018388159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-72047910738969963942009-05-30T22:49:51.134-04:002009-05-30T22:49:51.134-04:00I have two words for you, honey. FOUNDATIONAL UNDE...I have two words for you, honey. FOUNDATIONAL UNDERGARMENTS. It doesn't matter what shape they are, if you strap them into a properly uplifting and oomphing brassiere(as my mother would have said). Of course, you don't want anybody watching when you take the aforementioned bra off and the boobs reconfigure themselves into their natural shape and position!gretchenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00952840544630534206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-23696091823782152112009-05-30T21:26:46.090-04:002009-05-30T21:26:46.090-04:00I remember calling my sister after I weaned the tw...I remember calling my sister after I weaned the twinkies to ask her 'what fresh hell is this?' She said it was like putting a golf ball in each of the feet in a pair of pantyhose. And me, who had NEVER considered plastic surgery - I was ready for a boob job..She told me to wait one year - it worked - I don't know if they actually got better or I just adjusted to them. One could never cal them spectacular.Merrily Down the Streamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02597012743683562304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-8406116349775250452009-05-30T20:27:29.316-04:002009-05-30T20:27:29.316-04:00I have the opposite problem. 36DDD. I'd love to ...I have the opposite problem. 36DDD. I'd love to have a small set. The grass really is always greener I guess. After I'm sure I'm done with babies and breastfeeding, I think a breast reduction is in order. Too bad I can't just magically transfer the extra to someone who wants it.Katherinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-25241619884974110352009-05-30T16:38:17.979-04:002009-05-30T16:38:17.979-04:00I was really hoping someone would invent a way to ...I was really hoping someone would invent a way to do a transplant because I have enough to supply one person and possibly TWO if they aren't too greedy. (Oh, and that is definitely a complaint, not a brag.)Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03115002505324651653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-17885621883137912122009-05-30T15:30:06.012-04:002009-05-30T15:30:06.012-04:00hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just vi...hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-25395128802294734982009-05-30T08:13:47.847-04:002009-05-30T08:13:47.847-04:00Oh and they do have a tit inflator.... I saw one o...Oh and they do have a tit inflator.... I saw one on some sex toy site. It claims to increase breast size if used daily. comes with large heavy duty plastic cups (in three sizes to fit all breast) and connects to a heavy duty metal hand pump.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13143396035061973861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-88782760140955163612009-05-30T08:12:16.730-04:002009-05-30T08:12:16.730-04:00My boobs hang to my belly button... I hate it. I u...My boobs hang to my belly button... I hate it. I use to have the most perfect breast in the world and I was very proud to show them off. Now they are just there and in the way if I don't wear a bra at all times. I also second the water bra. That thing can do miracles with saggy boobs. It gives a great illusion but can cause some major disappointment when you take it off each evening so make sure you don't undress in front of a mirror!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13143396035061973861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-72746346864992818702009-05-30T05:19:40.257-04:002009-05-30T05:19:40.257-04:00I have the best of both worlds, the loveliest most...I have the best of both worlds, the loveliest most inflatiest cream/water insert bras with push up power that give my small frame a mighty rack,<br /><br />And at the end of the day an ironing board chest that allows me to run up and down the stairs in just a teeshirt with both hands free for carrying washing - instead of boobs.<br /><br /><br />As long as there is enough to push up, and they are healthy. Smile.<br />xxLisamareehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18445509438246694219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-25295310019475262392009-05-29T21:30:21.822-04:002009-05-29T21:30:21.822-04:00I'm still nursing, though not as much at this poin...I'm still nursing, though not as much at this point, and I'm already finding that before I go out I have to check the mirror to see if my nipples are in the right place, i.e., not totally wall-eyed. Rather than wish I could re-inflate them though, I'd be just as happy with no boobs at all once I for sure won't need them to nourish a small being again. I never really cared much for having boobs in the first place.Shawnahttp://talpidae.diaryland.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-25835110587269448502009-05-29T15:53:02.675-04:002009-05-29T15:53:02.675-04:00Thank you, again.
I just got out of the shower loo...Thank you, again.<br />I just got out of the shower looked at myself naked in front of the mirror and cried. Your post was talking about me!!!<br />I don't think i can ever accept the fact that one of my breasts is gone. Yes, one. The other one is still here just in mini.<br />I'm a 21year old mama and i just don't want to look like that. I don't look like a woman anymore. Is my husband supposed to like that?! I wouldn't. And why are this surgery so expensive?! <br />Thanks for hearing me out.<br />The crazy german chickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-62099635568306487042009-05-29T15:46:04.375-04:002009-05-29T15:46:04.375-04:00you blog the truth...mom's lament for the ever def...you blog the truth...mom's lament for the ever deflating boob...could be a book there...Parent Clubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06473048540475693889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-63802281553257966452009-05-29T12:03:55.829-04:002009-05-29T12:03:55.829-04:00I have tube sock boobs. Sadly, they have been that...I have tube sock boobs. Sadly, they have been that way since I was a teen. I gained, and lost weight. then i had twins. Now they are down to the floor and I have to throw them over my shoulder to leave the house.<br /><br />I told my husband that i am so getting a boob job when I am done shooting out kids.mayahttp://www.gemini-girl.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-30938626179359898832009-05-29T11:59:37.748-04:002009-05-29T11:59:37.748-04:00I never would have believed it. Women talk more a...I never would have believed it. Women talk more about boobs than men do. Wow.<br /><br />FYI - the average view of the average man of your boobs is summerized here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf80jYNg8Og<br /><br />(I risk banning for this, I'm sure . . .)<br /><br />BillBillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10157379407969684252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-13754300056982891422009-05-29T09:17:25.396-04:002009-05-29T09:17:25.396-04:00When I woke up one morning, 80 pounds and 14, I ha...When I woke up one morning, 80 pounds and 14, I had a freaking C cup. I HATED THEM, forever. I got to a DD, then just kinda stayed there-5'2, no booty, 100 pounds- I thought I looked awkward, and it made me uncomfortable. Now? The boobies (note, boobies) are C cups again, which, YAY! and all, but I wish they weren't so FLAT. Hangy. COVERED in nursing related stretch marks. UGH. I want one more kid, then I am going to get these things put back where they belong, ya know, on my CHEST.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-91689757725617187192009-05-28T23:21:43.851-04:002009-05-28T23:21:43.851-04:00Deflated pool toy - that's classic. And painfully...Deflated pool toy - that's classic. And painfully accurate.Julie @ The Mom Slanthttp://themomslant.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-82649706930754063562009-05-28T22:41:40.773-04:002009-05-28T22:41:40.773-04:00I SERIOUSLY just bought a bra from the teens depar...I SERIOUSLY just bought a bra from the teens department because mine have shrunk so. How humiliating.<br /><br />You might find some solace in my post on a similar topic: http://jessicabhowell.blogspot.com/search/label/body%20imageJessica B. Howellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17532264912202942444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-32442579965234615192009-05-28T22:39:58.930-04:002009-05-28T22:39:58.930-04:00I TOTALLY love your Mom!!! Here I was thinking I ...I TOTALLY love your Mom!!! Here I was thinking I was the only one with that particular sense of humor...<br /><br />Poor poor daughter...Katyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03043976774509912799noreply@blogger.com