tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post115315557583457985..comments2023-11-02T08:09:02.234-04:00Comments on Her Bad Mother: This Blog Needs an EnemaHer Bad Motherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153359557468975422006-07-19T21:39:00.000-04:002006-07-19T21:39:00.000-04:00Wow! I think your enema worked. Funny stuff!Wow! I think your enema worked. Funny stuff!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153355789407781862006-07-19T20:36:00.000-04:002006-07-19T20:36:00.000-04:00When my daughter had her first (and last) poo in t...When my daughter had her first (and last) poo in the tub her very attentive mother was cleaning the toilet and did not notice said poo until she wondered what exactly it was the baby had in her hand and was chewing on.Emma in Canadahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17058142553612290594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153296752981049832006-07-19T04:12:00.000-04:002006-07-19T04:12:00.000-04:00My baby hasn;t taken a dump yet in the bath! I thi...My baby hasn;t taken a dump yet in the bath! I think I would throw up. I'm still used to the mustard poo but wont be able to handle when it turns brown! YIKES!!!<BR/><BR/>It#s okay to have the blogerrea thingy...there's a bug going on. I send a prescription of sunshine. It really helps!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153282038453644112006-07-19T00:07:00.000-04:002006-07-19T00:07:00.000-04:00It's the delicious sushi that keeps me in the city...It's the delicious sushi that keeps me in the city, not the coma caused chicken. Although that must be some mighty fine chicken for such violence. <BR/><BR/>Yay for the poop rescuing HAH. Gold star!<BR/><BR/>As for Suri, they supposedly went for the bids from the media but were offered less than Shiloh's figure so TomKitten's ego might have got in the way. Like they are hard up for cash!ms bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06997925420763913039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153264999000543022006-07-18T19:23:00.000-04:002006-07-18T19:23:00.000-04:00ahhh... the first poo in the tub - sausage had his...ahhh... the first poo in the tub - sausage had his a few weeks ago and hopefully the last... after giving birth, cleaning up poopy diapers and all the other messes associated with the little man, that was horrific and since husband was away... no help was available... yikes!Cool Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03277578348911795968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153261416013018592006-07-18T18:23:00.000-04:002006-07-18T18:23:00.000-04:00Good to see you back in fine fettle...AnneGood to see you back in fine fettle...Annecrazymummahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663148723513574331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153257711021845232006-07-18T17:21:00.000-04:002006-07-18T17:21:00.000-04:00I've been having blogger block too. It's almost be...I've been having blogger block too. It's almost better to do it every couple of days I think....Anyway, as for Tom and Katie...I really do believe, and I'm all over the celebs, they are just keeping her out of the public...I kind of get it. I mean, it's their child! (Also, I never thought I'd stick up for Tom Cruise either...)ninepounddictatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06674863124753947010noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153251450489755342006-07-18T15:37:00.000-04:002006-07-18T15:37:00.000-04:00I blogged about this very TomKat question earlier....I blogged about this very TomKat question earlier. My conclusion? Well...Tom claimed he would eat the placenta after the baby got here and he must have eaten the baby by mistake. Hey...it could happen.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153251298144677512006-07-18T15:34:00.000-04:002006-07-18T15:34:00.000-04:00LOl first of all LOVE the Wonder baby shot in the ...LOl first of all LOVE the Wonder baby shot in the middle of the post. How freakin cute!!<BR/><BR/>Oh and...<BR/><BR/>Dear HAH, <BR/>You rock! Keep up the good work.<BR/>Love,<BR/>Maniacal (Loyal HBR reader)<BR/><BR/>My husband needs a "You Rock" post that he has yet to get as well, so....Jennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17498882698871973763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153250209501713902006-07-18T15:16:00.001-04:002006-07-18T15:16:00.001-04:00Good grief. I swear I'm not high.I mean HBM. Not H...Good grief. I swear I'm not high.<BR/><BR/>I mean HBM. Not HMB.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153250187024676122006-07-18T15:16:00.000-04:002006-07-18T15:16:00.000-04:00Sorry, HMB. Clearly trying to comment with Oliver ...Sorry, HMB. Clearly trying to comment with Oliver in my lap is not such a hot idea.<BR/><BR/>I hope you're feeling better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153250141928817102006-07-18T15:15:00.000-04:002006-07-18T15:15:00.000-04:00Ah, the first turd in the tub. That takes me back ...Ah, the first turd in the tub. That takes me back a spell. <BR/><BR/>a:~ <BR/><BR/>i HOPE YOU'RE FEELImamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153248069818264232006-07-18T14:41:00.000-04:002006-07-18T14:41:00.000-04:00Only you could write a poop analogy that would kee...Only you could write a poop analogy that would keep me reading!<BR/><BR/>On number 6 ... stop and think hard. Really really hard. This from someone who left for many of the reasons you said and headed for the burbs. The commute almost killed my husband and my sanity. Felt so isolated and like a fish out of water and we came back. That doesn't mean that you can't be happy outside of the city ... but it just means I wish someone had told me the many downsides before I decided so I could have had my eyes more wide open.<BR/><BR/>Wherever you go, don't make it too far ... there is still the TO bloggers that'll want a piece of ya :)Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17049745050947936354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153243335332753632006-07-18T13:22:00.000-04:002006-07-18T13:22:00.000-04:00Hope you get yourself flowing again soon. I look ...Hope you get yourself flowing again soon. I look forward to more info about HAH, Blog-Her, and your transition to bottles over boobs. Is it wrong that I don't care about the Cruise/Holmes baby? Just don't care.Annie, The Evil Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16585283486191306521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153234689725115222006-07-18T10:58:00.000-04:002006-07-18T10:58:00.000-04:00Dude its the heat. It messes with the head. No lea...Dude its the heat. It messes with the head. No leaving the city without me! <BR/><BR/>And I think Suri is kept in hiding because she suffers a fate no celebrity can tolerate or defend...<BR/>U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, <BR/>your mama says you're ugly, uh-huh, you're ugly!Baby in the Cityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01167558214100594817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153234083869094442006-07-18T10:48:00.000-04:002006-07-18T10:48:00.000-04:00He cleaned it up? He IS awesome. I hear you on the...He cleaned it up? He IS awesome. <BR/><BR/>I hear you on the sweaty breastfeeding. Last summer I was nursing an infant. I'd fall asleep with him on the boob and wake up coated in a film of sweat (his/mine), milk, and usually some pee (his). Mm good.Mayberryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14342826784650208124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153223742512044192006-07-18T07:55:00.000-04:002006-07-18T07:55:00.000-04:00Good luck with the bottle training. Three fourths ...Good luck with the bottle training. Three fourths of my crew never took a bottle (not because I didn't want them too!--It is the stubborn side of the family, I'm sure). Enlist HAH's help and get the heck out of Dodge when he is giving her the bottle so she doesn't get any ideas--that MIGHT work.<BR/><BR/>Glad you are feeling better and getting over the, um, irregularity.macboudicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08130243351803467566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153206886126521322006-07-18T03:14:00.000-04:002006-07-18T03:14:00.000-04:00What? You mean they poop in the tub...I have yet t...What? You mean they poop in the tub...<BR/>I have yet to see this. And frankly, I'm really scared now.<BR/><BR/>As for TomKitten--I think they're using Michael Jackson's kids mother. So the kid will look nothing like Tom or Katie and more like white Michael.Creative-Type Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13594687030412942701noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153190873460379072006-07-17T22:47:00.000-04:002006-07-17T22:47:00.000-04:00Yes indeed, no matter the topic, it always comes b...Yes indeed, no matter the topic, it always comes back to poop. And this post was poopalicious on many fronts. I'd say you can forego the Metamusel, because it's quite clear you're back in business.Ruth Dynamitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06161626814106717754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153190686819795972006-07-17T22:44:00.000-04:002006-07-17T22:44:00.000-04:00we have yet to experience the aqua dump, but i tel...we have yet to experience the aqua dump, but i tell ya, i can't wait for that one. i'm going to stop feeding her lentils and corn in anticipation of it...<BR/><BR/>my babe also never took a bottle. she just didn't like it (ain't nothing like the real thing, baby). we went straight to sippy cup and never looked back. however, still cannot convince her that it is too hot for boob. hubby was cut off when it hit 30 degrees.karengreenershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02488069680575426742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153189806255674022006-07-17T22:30:00.000-04:002006-07-17T22:30:00.000-04:00Love your pics! And yes, you never forget that fir...Love your pics! And yes, you never forget that first dump in the tub. She's ahead of her time! My son was like 18 months or something before that happened. :-)Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08527762200993175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153188934222627882006-07-17T22:15:00.000-04:002006-07-17T22:15:00.000-04:00Hey! You did pretty good for needing a blog enema!...Hey! You did pretty good for needing a blog enema! I'm not even sure where to start but that poop in the tub thing is classic. All parents must experience it at least once.<BR/><BR/>As for the moving thing...we are having that dilemma, too. If we want more space, we will have to move to a more "transitional" (read: gang infested ghetto) and buy a fixer-upper except that now even those are ridiculously overpriced. The other option is to move out to the sticks and select one of a zillion subdivisions with no trees but MAJOR square footage and the huz will have to commute with gas at $3 per gallon. Yeesh...all of that makes living in a shoebox suddenly seem much more appealing.<BR/><BR/><BR/><I>However, it is equally likely that the TomKitten is the human vessel of a rare bloodline that can be traced back to Jesus Christ. Scientologists, then, are latter-day Templars charged with protecting this extraordinary legacy and that they are currently battling a vast Roman Catholic conspiracy to destroy all evidence of this legacy.</I><BR/>How do you come you come up with this stuff? It's fricken brilliant!<BR/><BR/>Ang BlogHer...Yes, I, too, need to get better acquainted with my old friend, le booze. Otherwise, I WILL make an ass of myself. Oy vey...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153184845280438712006-07-17T21:07:00.000-04:002006-07-17T21:07:00.000-04:00If Suri is smart she's actually in hiding from Tom...If Suri is smart she's actually in hiding from Tom and Katie.<BR/><BR/>Silent birth, my ass. If babies wanted quiet then why are they so freaking loud?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153184544810675522006-07-17T21:02:00.000-04:002006-07-17T21:02:00.000-04:00Seems like there is a lot of this going on in the ...Seems like there is a lot of this going on in the blogworld. I hope you get your mojo back!Stacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00753648076473629206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21558474.post-1153181804100297452006-07-17T20:16:00.000-04:002006-07-17T20:16:00.000-04:00The places that are on our radar as potential lure...The places that are on our radar as potential lures out of the city are within a 1 hour drive and on (or soon to be on) commuter train lines. A few hours on the multiple listing service looking at semi-rural properties near water had us salivating. We love our downtown neighbourhood - mostly - but we can't afford bigger 'round these parts, and we definitely need bigger (esp. if there's going to be a #2, ahem). And, we like the country, if it's within dinner-outing distance from the city.<BR/><BR/>But it's a tough call.Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.com